I masturbated 10 or 11 times

1. 2018-10-28 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   From 1:30am - 7:30am. Happened a few nights ago.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk
2. 2018-10-28 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Pics or it didn't happen
3. 2018-10-28 at 2 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wonder what the Guinness record is.
4. 2018-10-28 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers From 1:30am - 7:30am. Happened a few nights ago.

   
   pics or didnt happen
5. 2018-10-28 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock pics or didnt happen

   
   Pics.
6. 2018-10-28 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Pics.

   
   that made no sense
7. 2018-10-28 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Right.
   But u quote me to establish nonsense.
8. 2018-10-28 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't have pics, guys. Sorry to disappoint. That's all I do anyways, disappoint people...........
9. 2018-10-28 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I wonder what the Guinness record is.

   
   No clue, but I do know some Brazilian teen masturbated 41 times in a row and then died. WHOOPS LOL.
10. 2018-10-28 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If I masturbated 4x the amount I did, I could've died too. The teen who died doing it started from midnight and lasted the entire night. Wow.
11. 2018-10-28 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Sudo Pics or it didn't happen

    
    Careful what you wish for...
12. 2018-10-28 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    How old are you? If your under 16 I could see those numbers making sense.
13. 2018-10-28 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Who the fuck posts once a year to post this drivel
14. 2018-10-28 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ughhu How old are you? If your under 16 I could see those numbers making sense.

    
    
    I am turning 23 in early December.
15. 2018-10-28 at 1:24 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers No clue, but I do know some Brazilian teen masturbated 41 times in a row and then died. WHOOPS LOL.

    
    Right but what exactly did he die of? Dehydration?
16. 2018-10-28 at 4:01 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Right but what exactly did he die of? Dehydration?

    
    Yes, when you replete your body of fluids, it becomes dehydrated. But the story is odd, like how would they know he did it 41 times? Maybe it's just a hoax.
17. 2018-10-28 at 4:04 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Michael, How are you?
    
    Do you know, medically, how many times, in a row, a male can, ejaculate before the body refuses to comply with the request?
    
    You may need to be Catholic, however, in order to answer this query.
18. 2018-10-28 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, when you replete your body of fluids, it becomes dehydrated. But the story is odd, like how would they know he did it 41 times? Maybe it's just a hoax.

    
    
    
    They counted the number of sticky socks on the floor.
19. 2018-10-28 at 6:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers No clue, but I do know some Brazilian teen masturbated 41 times in a row and then died. WHOOPS LOL.

    
    I don’t believe it. I don’t even believe the 10-11 times in a row.
    
    Edging is one thing but men having that many orgasms back to back is impossible.
    
    We demand proof.
20. 2018-10-28 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao @ 41 times in a row & then died.
    
    Wat kinda crazy shit 😂