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I wish my life was like It's Always Sunny.

  1. #1
    Just always getting into adventures and shit with my friends. Alas, I have no friends.

    I could be like Danny Devito's character. Playing night crawlers before bed, sleeping in the same bed of my best friend, being rich, fucking a part-time lover, etc.

    I just needs da money.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I was just about to ask you if we would play night crawlers together.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My life is like its always sunny in philedelphia since I work at a bar that serves pizza and am an alcoholic. If anything I'd be charlie, cause I'm a derpadew! But if enter was danny devito I would never want to play night crawlers with him because he's an assmag

  4. #4
    Do meth and your life can become the most extreme hardcore version of anything you could ever imagine.

    Last fall I would "wake up" (force myself to stop masturbating) and go for a walk while hallucinating and tripping because I've been awake for a week. Come home and put on coffee and watch an hour of It's always sunny while hittin da pipe.

    That is such a good show when your life is crumbling around you and your losing grip on reality. They say laughter is the best medicine but doctors also tell me I like to self medicate so maybe these things are all connected on a basic neural level.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^you need derpadewism in your life bud. But yeah it is a good show. even though I kinda stopped watching it for years. At my last job, there was a girl that worked there and all she did was stand in a room alone making dough balls while watching its always sunny on her laptop not talking or acknowledging anyone. she was bizzare as hell, but hey it worked for her.
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    ^you need derpadewism in your life bud. But yeah it is a good show. even though I kinda stopped watching it for years. At my last job, there was a girl that worked there and all she did was stand in a room alone making dough balls while watching its always sunny on her laptop not talking or acknowledging anyone. she was bizzare as hell, but hey it worked for her.

    This is my favorite scene from it's always sunny:

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    heres mine. This is the episode where they do meth.


  8. #8
    I thought you woulda preferred this one.

    GET OUT OF THE WAY, jediS!

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^enter is emotionally immature, especially with women

    /thread
  10. #10
    he called me emotionally immature, guys. what do i do.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    Bill Krozby u r gay
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^id rather be gay than be an idiot who never has butt sex at all, you derpadew
  13. #13
    I wish my life was like futurama with rampant space age capitalism, drug dealing robots and aliens to have sex with.
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