When's the last time you popped your pants?

1. 2018-10-25 at 9:55 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Me?
   
   Like about 8 years ago when I lived in Mason City, IA I was at a bar and I went to the bathroom and somehow I shit my pants before I could sit down on toilet and so I was like, "well this is awkward" and then I left out the back door and ran home but I didn't have my keys so I had to break a window and changed my pants and went back and pretended like nothing ever happened. Tee hee
2. 2018-10-25 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oops I obviously meant pooped.
3. 2018-10-25 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   first communion, not an accident
4. 2018-10-25 at 10:21 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It's actually a miracle I've never shit myself considering the combinations of drugs I've been on. When your cells begin to vibrate and your soul leaves your corporeal shell, I thought for sure I'd drop a deuce but.....several hours later, back in my body....no such luck.
5. 2018-10-25 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Lol.
6. 2018-10-25 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I shipped my pants once.
   
7. 2018-10-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   May 24th 1988 at 3:09 PM. Does that help?
8. 2018-10-26 at 12:22 AM UTC

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   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   I will say I thought you mean "the last time someone had a hard on" as in popped their pants lol
9. 2018-10-26 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   I was prolly about 4 yrs old
10. 2018-10-26 at 1:53 AM UTC

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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Never because I'm not some faggot like the op
11. 2018-10-26 at 10:04 AM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    A couple days ago, I thought it was a fart.
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-10-26 at 11:38 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You last POPPED your pants...
    
    
    
    
13. 2018-10-26 at 11:40 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    💩👖
14. 2018-10-26 at 11:44 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grimace You last POPPED your pants…
    
    
    
    

    
    
15. 2018-10-26 at 11:46 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Get your gallbladder out see if ya don’t poop your pants at some point after that.
16. 2018-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Within the last year. I was sick and it was coming out of both ends...so while I was throwing up in the toilet I backfired as well.
17. 2018-10-26 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning A couple days ago, I thought it was a fart.

    
    Honestly ashamed to admit how many times this has happened.
18. 2018-10-26 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    I dont shit. I work so hard that I burn it off.
19. 2018-10-26 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I shit myself last week....
    
    One of those farts that should never have been trusted....
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    • Technologist
20. 2018-10-26 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    How many of you are really shitting your pants by farting?
    
    What are you eating?