2018-10-25 at 9:55 PM UTC
Me?
Like about 8 years ago when I lived in Mason City, IA I was at a bar and I went to the bathroom and somehow I shit my pants before I could sit down on toilet and so I was like, "well this is awkward" and then I left out the back door and ran home but I didn't have my keys so I had to break a window and changed my pants and went back and pretended like nothing ever happened. Tee hee
2018-10-25 at 9:56 PM UTC
Oops I obviously meant pooped.
2018-10-25 at 9:58 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
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first communion, not an accident
2018-10-25 at 10:21 PM UTC
It's actually a miracle I've never shit myself considering the combinations of drugs I've been on. When your cells begin to vibrate and your soul leaves your corporeal shell, I thought for sure I'd drop a deuce but.....several hours later, back in my body....no such luck.
2018-10-25 at 11:25 PM UTC
May 24th 1988 at 3:09 PM. Does that help?
2018-10-26 at 12:22 AM UTC
I will say I thought you mean "the last time someone had a hard on" as in popped their pants lol
2018-10-26 at 12:30 AM UTC
I was prolly about 4 yrs old
2018-10-26 at 1:53 AM UTC
Never because I'm not some faggot like the op
2018-10-26 at 10:04 AM UTC
A couple days ago, I thought it was a fart.
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2018-10-26 at 11:38 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
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You last POPPED your pants...
2018-10-26 at 11:46 AM UTC
Get your gallbladder out see if ya donโt poop your pants at some point after that.
2018-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC
Within the last year. I was sick and it was coming out of both ends...so while I was throwing up in the toilet I backfired as well.
2018-10-26 at 9:53 PM UTC
I dont shit. I work so hard that I burn it off.
2018-10-26 at 9:55 PM UTC
I shit myself last week....
One of those farts that should never have been trusted....
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2018-10-26 at 11:59 PM UTC
How many of you are really shitting your pants by farting?
What are you eating?