Random Thoughts

1. 2018-10-26 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #3961
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   You’ve got me laughing my ass off girl.
2. 2018-10-26 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #3962
   Jackrabbitfyi Houston

   Originally posted by Technologist You’ve got me laughing my ass off girl.

   
   Well, I would totally dance too but I'd embarrass myself (yes that's correct, embarrassed in front of my furniture lol...but let's try to stick with the concept of my randomness)
   
   If your furniture could dance what would they dance to? What would they wear? Would the table and the couch dance together or will the rest of the furniture frown on such frolicking ?
   
   Only you know the answer lol lol
3. 2018-10-26 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #3963
   Jackrabbitfyi Houston
   Also I just microwaved absolutely nothing for 3 min and 30 seconds. Lol WTF. Maybe it's appetizers for the furniture dance party lol. Maybe. Just maybe lol
4. 2018-10-26 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #3964
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You should try microwaving a fork. I did it once and it opened a portal to a desert planet
5. 2018-10-26 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #3965
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Ghost you’re such a fuck.
6. 2018-10-26 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #3966
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I'm serious, they had space ships that went to a winter planet and there were liserds and space marines.
   
   Shit was hardcore.
7. 2018-10-26 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #3967
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Do u know how to incapacitate a liserd tho?
8. 2018-10-26 at 4:26 AM UTC

   #3968
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u know how to incapacitate a liserd tho?

   
   Large turkey dinner (with gravy and all the fixin's), beer, and then a warm bed?
9. 2018-10-26 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #3969
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol oops 😋
   Guess I already told that story.
10. 2018-10-26 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #3970
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u know how to incapacitate a liserd tho?

    
    With a fork?
11. 2018-10-26 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #3971
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost You should try microwaving a fork. I did it once and it opened a portal to a desert planet

    
    Yeah I've done that it was fun and then I had a panic attack lol
12. 2018-10-26 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #3972
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u know how to incapacitate a liserd tho?

    
    Well the other day at work a bug landed on me... I am not a fan of bugs. So with three of my employees next to me I flicked the little shit away and screamed "OMG no one likes you" so my employees were quite sure that I really really hurt it's feelings lol
13. 2018-10-26 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #3973
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost With a fork?

    
    You know what forks do?
    
    
    Bah nothing they are forks. All sane people know they don't dance to the song "I saw the sign" I think sane people know that lol
14. 2018-10-26 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #3974
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I hate those forks with only three prongs. Could you not have put another couple of prongs on there?? Is there a shortage of fork material?
15. 2018-10-26 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #3975
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I hate those forks with only three prongs. Could you not have put another couple of prongs on there?? Is there a shortage of fork material?

    
    Serious right. I have so many of those and I feel since I have them I need to use them. Everything falls the hell off. I think who ever invented them was just a prankster lol
16. 2018-10-26 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #3976
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi Serious right. I have so many of those and I feel since I have them I need to use them. Everything falls the hell off. I think who ever invented them was just a prankster lol

    
    Probably the Chineses. They're very clever and tricky.
17. 2018-10-26 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #3977
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Probably the Chineses. They're very clever and tricky.

    
    Perhaps if you have three peas or three raisins all Lined up in an equally spaced row and you lightly poke the fork into them, you could daintily eat three peas or raisins... Lol
18. 2018-10-26 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #3978
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Random.org
19. 2018-10-26 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #3979
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shout out to ebag who is doing a really really nice awesome thing for me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2018-10-26 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #3980
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    I’m truly happy for you 💜 I wish you nothing but happiness and success on your path to a meaningful life. She is beautiful and the babies give you a second chance.
    
    All I ever wanted was to be true friends. It makes me sad and probably always will, that that never happened. Regrets are a shitty thing to live with ... those double edge swards are a bitch! TGIF.