2018-10-25 at 3:07 PM UTC
There are 7 billion people on the planet and 6,316 people die each hour. That’s roughly a million people a week, right?
SO...
Where are all the cemeteries? We don’t have enough cemeteries. Are we really cremating that many people?
I’m pretty sure there’s a conspiracy in there somewhere.
2018-10-25 at 3:11 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Mass graves. Ditches. Burned on the Ganges. Rotten to the core and turned to plant food. Cemetery bulldozed. Too poor to afford a lasting grave marker. Used in construction like the great wall/those tunnels in Paris. Etc, etc, etc.
If you're buried in a cemetery your life was probably fairly decent, historically speaking.
2018-10-25 at 3:18 PM UTC
Most countries don't have retirement or pensions, so when you get old you gotta go farm to eat - literally. Then when you die I guess they pop you into a hole to help fertilise the crops.
2018-10-25 at 3:47 PM UTC
If there is eternal fire we all deserve to burn the way we treat the elderly.
2018-10-25 at 3:57 PM UTC
im more interested in the mattress firm conspiracy, why is there a mattress firm on every other block. is it a cover up for money laundering or what.
2018-10-25 at 6:34 PM UTC
THERE’S MORE MATTRESSES THAN THERE ARE GRAVES
2018-10-25 at 7:04 PM UTC
germans do have some excellent engineering
2018-10-25 at 7:08 PM UTC
We have been through billions of tires.
Where is all the rubber?
2018-10-25 at 7:11 PM UTC
its called recycling idiot
2018-10-25 at 7:24 PM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
They burn the dead in public in India And Muslims and jedis bury the dead in the ground without a cascate or embalming
2018-10-25 at 7:36 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Graves are literally illegal in China. In the Arab world they're intentionally poorly marked. It's really only in western civilization where graveyards are prominent. There are a ton around here and I've always liked them. Having sex in a cemetery as a teenager is kind of a rite of passage.
2018-10-25 at 7:44 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
we should mummify them and launch them into space
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2018-10-25 at 7:44 PM UTC
Well what do the Chinese do then? Cremation only?
Also, I missed that rite of passage :(
Now I kinda wanna dress up slutty and have sex in a cemetery on Halloween. But I want somebody to come out of nowhere with a chainsaw. Then I run off with my boobs exposed and trip and fall knocking myself unconscious. When I wake up I see my boyfriend’s head on a tombstone and RIP is scribbled in blood.
I can’t find my panties and lay there whimpering on the gravesite.
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2018-10-25 at 8:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick
we should mummify them and launch them into space
They would freeze and shatter
Mummification not needed
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2018-10-25 at 8:13 PM UTC
Probably eat them in said ritual cuz they are perverts.
