fuck my next shit ass job i'm going to.

1. 2018-10-24 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   If they left a shitload of dishes i'm not sorting the silverware :icon13:
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2. 2018-10-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   This is why meth is awesome
3. 2018-10-25 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   dishes.
   
   doing dishes as a job...
   
   i do dish (singular) as a chore
4. 2018-10-25 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You need a woman to do that for you
5. 2018-10-25 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #5
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Item 9 If they left a shitload of dishes i'm not sorting the silverware :icon13:

   
   I used to have thoughts like this all the time before work
   
   "what shitshow did my co-workers leave me with today?"
6. 2018-10-25 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #6
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   If you are 15 run with it, show them you want more. If you are 30 you are fucked.
7. 2018-10-25 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #7
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Turn off the water main before you leave for work
8. 2018-10-25 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb If you are 15 run with it, show them you want more. If you are 30 you are fucked.

   
   30 is young lol
9. 2018-10-25 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Sodium hydroxide will strip a plate clean
10. 2018-10-25 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Yeah I'm not jealous of niggas who are working retail or food industry or any of that shit. You niggas have it rough.
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11. 2018-10-25 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Superhero Houston
    is this after closing hours? tell the servers to suck a dick
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12. 2018-10-25 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Warehouse work is where it's at
13. 2018-10-25 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #13
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock dishes.
    
    doing dishes as a job…
    
    i do dish (singular) as a chore

    
    make sure you do your dish with bottled water. washing it with tap water leaves behind a few micron thick layer of sediment of god knows what.
    
    maybe estrogen or floride or estrogen floride.
14. 2018-10-25 at 5:57 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny make sure you do your dish with bottled water. washing it with tap water leaves behind a few micron thick layer of sediment of god knows what.
    
    maybe estrogen or floride or estrogen floride.

    
    That's why I boil my shit in lye. You wonder why women wore big thick rubber gloves back in the day? It's because they REALLY CLEANED AND SCRUBBED those plates with harsh chemicals that would melt your hands
    
    Nowadays you spent $10 on a bottle of scented soap
15. 2018-10-25 at 11:47 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost That's why I boil my shit in lye. You wonder why women wore big thick rubber gloves back in the day? It's because they REALLY CLEANED AND SCRUBBED those plates with harsh chemicals that would melt your hands
    
    Nowadays you spent $10 on a bottle of scented soap

    
    gentle to the hands kind.
16. 2018-10-25 at 11:58 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny make sure you do your dish with bottled water. washing it with tap water leaves behind a few micron thick layer of sediment of god knows what.
    
    maybe estrogen or floride or estrogen floride.

    
    I'll be sure to rub it all up in your uterus to make sure it gets squeaky clean.
17. 2018-10-25 at 11:59 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost That's why I boil my shit in lye. You wonder why women wore big thick rubber gloves back in the day? It's because they REALLY CLEANED AND SCRUBBED those plates with harsh chemicals that would melt your hands
    
    Nowadays you spent $10 on a bottle of scented soap

    
    heavy-duty oven cleaner.
    
    bleach kills germs
    
    sodium hydroxide dissolves their little carcasses into organic goo.
18. 2018-10-25 at 12:23 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Op is an illegal messican?
    
    Roofing is where the illegal messican money is at 👍🏻
19. 2018-10-25 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock i do dish (singular) as a chore

    
    This guy gets it.
20. 2018-10-25 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox This guy gets it.

    
    I have no need for more than one bowl, one fork, and one butter knife...all of which live in their own little slot in my refrigerator.
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