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Silverman talks about Louis CK's love of fapping
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2018-10-24 at 7:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Believing that everyone wanted to watch him masturbate was clearly a mistake.
He's a jedi comedian. Everyone in my OP is a jedi.
That's comedy gold. The whole thing is comedy gold. Most of the shit stand-up-comedians (SUCs) talk about isn't funny. This genuinely is funny, Elizabeth Warren tier funny. All he (or she) has to do is talk about it to get laughs.
"Just then the camera on the TV...it zooms up the guys ass crack...just as I'm going to cum...WHO IS THE CAMERAMAN WHO ZOOMS UP GUYS ASS CRACKS???...I try to hold it in but Sarah, she's smiling at me...such a cute little angel...he's like my little sister but the image is caught in my head...I look back over...and she's there smiling at me...I'm hunched over...there she is my cute little sister...I spend half an hour in the shower...to this day, still not clean..."
Goyim will pay to see shit like this. They have paid to see much worse. -
2018-10-24 at 8:32 PM UTChe's going to be back even your average starbucks consuming office working yuppie questions whether he did anything wrong, i doubt his career is ruined.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 8:35 PM UTCThe jedi's greatest asset is their shamelessness.
They'll stand on stage, in front of hundreds of thousands of people, and recite comedy I wouldn't even post on niggers in space.
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2018-10-24 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Sarah Silverman is seriously the must unfunny comic. I can’t think of a single time she’s made me laugh plus she has that whiny jedi voice. At least she’s cute and stood up for her friend.
Anyways APPARENTLY he’s a champion masturbater. Hats off. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten fucked up and wanted to show off my own masturbation skills, thinking to myself “I just know people are going to be impressed with this.” I might have even went through with it a time or two but that’s neither here nor there bc this isn’t about me. It’s about Louis.
Which brings me to this. WHY COULDN’T THESE WOMEN JUST WALK AWAY? Is there such a thing as masturbation rape? Do I not have a clear picture of the situation? Could they not say “No Louis don’t show me your big penis and don’t make me laugh. Those are the two worst things ever.” Then frantically and dramatically run off.
I woulda been like hell yeah big papa let’s do a line of coke then I’ll watch you twerk that dick and also give me some scorecards so I can judge this performance.
I think he's as much a victim as they are in that he's repressed his kink until the only choice he had was to violate a taboo, but nonetheless, it was unacceptable. Not quite predation, but certainly disorderly. Still, he should not have been a casualty of #MeToo. He should just quit comedy and start producing masturbation videos solo. I want to see his face while he does it, and I'm going to write to him expressing this wish.
As a person who doesn't masturbate, but likes to watch others do it, I wholly encourage you to cam up one day Lala. The freaks on this website need to understand the art of clitoral stimulation, it would be downright educational. -
2018-10-24 at 10:19 PM UTCWait. You don’t masturbate? For real?
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2018-10-24 at 10:29 PM UTCI don't. It's not a principle or anything, it's just not a habit I'm into.
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2018-10-24 at 10:32 PM UTCAre your balls the size of Texas? I mean what’s up with the semen retention? Are you having sex daily? Talk about needing to understand the art.
You don’t have to answer any of that if you don’t want. -
2018-10-24 at 10:44 PM UTCNo about the size, I don't think it works quite that way but I haven't looked into it. I don't have nocturnal emissions, I can tell you that much. I don't think it's causing any problems or benefits. It's admittedly been a little while since I've been intimate with someone in that way, but I'm told I'm remarkable at it. I consider it a moral duty that a man should strive to be both talented and courteous in this regard, hence my enthusiasm for demonstration.
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2018-10-24 at 10:56 PM UTCYou are such an intriguing little character Zanny. I’m telling you what.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 10:59 PM UTC
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2018-10-24 at 10:59 PM UTCI realize that my strange behavior (or lack thereof) isn't exactly like what I believe people should do. What can I say? I give all my love to the world and keep none for myself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 11:06 PM UTCUm 🙄
