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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you go through chains that fast you either buy the shittiest chains ever or never heard of sharpening them.

    Sharpening them doesn't stop them snapping.

    ...and yes, hence the "generic Chinese chainsaw comment".

    I got a professional in for the bigger trees...5-6ft girth on the trunks...he snapped a bunch of chains too on his high dollar professional gear.

    Edit: cutting a tree down is harder than it looks too when you've not done it before and don't google it...

    Lesson 1. gotta get that wedge just right or your saw is stuck in the trunk with the weight of the tree on it.
  2. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sharpening them doesn't stop them snapping.

    …and yes, hence the "generic Chinese chainsaw comment".

    I got a professional in for the bigger trees…5-6ft girth on the trunks…he snapped a bunch of chains too on his high dollar professional gear.

    Edit: cutting a tree down is harder than it looks too when you've not done it before and don't google it…

    Lesson 1. gotta get that wedge just right or your saw is stuck in the trunk with the weight of the tree on it.

    Awww, Mr Arrogant, America hater, got hims feelers hurt...😊
  3. Originally posted by mikeyagain Awww, Mr Arrogant, America hater, got hims feelers hurt…😊

    Triggered.

    Not sure how you figure that, I didn't make the shitty chinese saw and chains. lololol
  4. See what this idiot did...he cut the wedge and then continued cutting diagonally on the same side as the wedge, up to down...should have been on the other side of the wedge.

  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I've had a couple of McCulloch chain saws but I've never broken a chain.

    One thing that a lot of people don't know is that the bar will develop a lip on the cutting edge from the friction of the chain. You can feel it catch your fingernail. You then need to file the lip off. You should also flop the bar every once in a while.

    Stupid foreigners and their broken chains. SMH
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson See what this idiot did…he cut the wedge and then continued cutting diagonally on the same side as the wedge, up to down…should have been on the other side of the wedge.


    We use a wench, with a Jeep Cherokee here on the little Ponderosa.. I've never seen a broken chainsaw chain, but I'm sure they can occur...
  7. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by stl1 I've had a couple of McCulloch chain saws but I've never broken a chain.

    One thing that a lot of people don't know is that the bar will develop a lip on the cutting edge from the friction of the chain. You can feel it catch your fingernail. You then need to file the lip off. You should also flop the bar every once in a while.

    Stupid foreigners and their broken chains. SMH

    😂
  8. Originally posted by mikeyagain We use a wench, with a Jeep Cherokee here on the little Ponderosa.. I've never seen a broken chainsaw chain, but I'm sure they can occur…

    Chainsaw is cheaper than a Jeep. (Financial tip)
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by totse3.com not if it's a lumber jack shirt.. they used to be cool until skinny jean wearing fgt hipsters got a hold of em.

    All the warm winter shirts are lumberjack shirts.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson See what this idiot did…he cut the wedge and then continued cutting diagonally on the same side as the wedge, up to down…should have been on the other side of the wedge.


    Thats pure stupidity.

    First time I cut a tree I almost cut off my father's toe.

    But i cut the damn tree down
  11. Perhaps if Travis Walton had been wearing a stylish Lumberjack shirt the aliens wouldn't have fucked with him.
  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps if Travis Walton had not being wearing a stylish Lumberjack shirt the aliens wouldn't have fucked with him.

    Yes perhaps
  13. Fixed due to the fact he wasn't wearing one at the time.
  14. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson he snapped a bunch of chains too

    Was there metal in the wood or something?
  15. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Was there metal in the wood or something?

    No, but the wood seemed hard...I know when I was doing it (with a new chain) the damn thing had a hard time going through it and often "burned" the wood so it was black/smoking.

    Don't know what sort of trees they were but it was like cutting through iron on some of them.
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, but the wood seemed hard…I know when I was doing it (with a new chain) the damn thing had a hard time going through it and often "burned" the wood so it was black/smoking.

    Don't know what sort of trees they were but it was like cutting through iron on some of them.

    If your chain was getting hot it may have been due to a blocked chain oil hole. To test hold the tip of the chainsaw, against something clean, like some paper or a window and rev it up - you should see chain oil spray on whatever it is. If you don't notice chain oil emptying at about the same rate as petrol, same deal.

    Or the chain might be a bit blunt, you should carry a hand file that works with your chain and use it often. When you can lightly rub your hand against the (stopped) chain without feeling it catching, it's blunt.

    Or it might just be really good wood. I dunno, wasn't there.
  17. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you go through chains that fast you either buy the shittiest chains ever or never heard of sharpening them.

    3 chains per tree or a chain per three trees? are you cutting solid black oak or are you cutting giant ass Sequoia trees a mile wide?


    I used the same chain and cut every fucking tree and broke them all down with a cheap electric chainsaw. kept kicking at times but I got through it.. no injuries or nicks.
  18. totse3.com Space Nigga
    I learned about trees on this last property we bought. cutting all the existing trees out except a few.

    this is retarded. don't cut anything below 2 feet.. use a stump remover.

  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com why is a Kanook wearing a Bostin Bruins jersey?

    Bobby Orr
  20. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Bobby Orr

    Bruins/1970

    ok.. this follows because Bobby is a canadian. leave it to the Canadians to link the smallest things.
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