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Southerners make white people look bad

  1. It's only a small edit.
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Just 2 or 3. Why do you ask???😜

    Just curious. I always wonder how many were taken before you ladies got the right angle for the tits/ass/vag

    “Hmmmm,that looks so good it doesn’t even look like my tits/ass/vag” *send*
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Plaid clothing makes people look bad too.

    Not if it's a kilt
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  4. *Skirt
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *Skirt

    Yes, the fact that you wear panties underneath turns it from a kilt to a skirt.
  6. I only wear panties on my face.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only wear panties on my face.

    Which explains why you staple your skirt to your forehead.
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  8. *kilt
  9. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Plaid clothing makes people look bad too.

    not if it's a lumber jack shirt.. they used to be cool until skinny jean wearing fgt hipsters got a hold of em.
  10. Lumberjack shirts have always been the "mainstay" of faggotry, even before Hipsters came along

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

    He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspendies and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.
  11. totse3.com Space Nigga
    that is the merry meatster fags of secret society that wrote that crap.. or Monty Pythonians.


    Certainly this Lumber Jack isn't Southpark Production S13E12

  12. No laces in his shoes...he ain't no lumberjack with such lax safety observance.
  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Maybe Whites make southerners look bad?
  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No laces in his shoes…he ain't not lumberjack with such lax safety observance.

    that's what the roll of paper towels is for. to clean up his blood
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lumberjacks don’t use axes anymore

    It’s all about the stihl saw 👍🏻
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  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Archer513 Lumberjacks don’t use axes anymore

    It’s all about the stihl saw 👍🏻

    the stihl saw to the axe is what AI Cutter-Gypsie Jim will be to the stihl saw.

    Jim will spot cut anywhere. no more clear cutting with Gypsie Jim around.
  17. Real men cut trees down with cheap Chinese generic chainsaws bought off Ebay...lazy flowers use Stihl's
  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Real men break tree trunks with their bare hands rawr!!!!😍
  19. Originally posted by tee hee hee Real men break tree trunks with their bare hands rawr!!!!😍

    Lets leave your legs out of this.
  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wow! Wooooooow! Thats rude.
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