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uggghhhh sugar cravings suck dick

  1. #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Fuuuuck this is lame. It's like just at the level where you can ignore it for like 10 minutes and but then it's like "hey, let's eat some sugary shit" out of nowhere. I'm starting to think half the reason I drink so much is to get that sweet sweet sugar.

    Is there anything you can do about this that isn't some faggot advice like "go for a walk around the block"?
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Everyone be quiet, it's here. 😋

    Nah I don't eat sweet stuff so idk
  3. #3
    only 3 types of people like sweet things.

    women, children, und untermenchen.
  4. #4
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ^very wise.



    Sugar is more addictive than cocaine!!!! Its the bane of my existence.
  5. #5
    In general the more carbs you eat the more you want - and carbs help with brain performance, so cutting them out isn't easy.

    Maybe try stimulants. They usually work with me.
  6. #6
    yo for real though its easer for me to stop doing lines of coke than it is to stop eating fucking chocolate once i get going on a binge
  7. #7
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would say the opposite of walking around the block is your best bet. Throw out all your sugar products into a dumpster and develop a crippling agoraphobia so you can't go to buy more.
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Zanick I would say the opposite of walking around the block is your best bet. Throw out all your sugar products into a dumpster and develop a crippling agoraphobia so you can't go to buy more.

    That's pretty much my situation already, I'm not even particularly trying to cut sugar out of my diet, I just ran out of sugary food with like a week before I have to get groceries again and I feel kinda dumb drinking booze for the sugar content. I didn't know it was going to suck this much dick, I didn't even realize stupid sugar cravings were a real thing outside of people who were like addicted to smarties or something. Although smarties are pretty dank. Halloween is coming up, maybe I should by like 20lbs of them on discount.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Lanny I didn't even realize stupid sugar cravings were a real thing

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  10. #10
    Madman African Astronaut
    eat a habanero, thats how I quit smoking
  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Theres some indication that it is fat that causes diabeetus and the problem with the sugar refualtion is a symptom
  12. #12
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

    one word isnt enough. there are like a few types of diabetis.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    They put HFCS in the bread man
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny one word isnt enough. there are like a few types of diabetis.

    2 is the only real one. 1 is an unfortunate congenital disease.
  15. #15
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Buy some muesli, they're pretty good to snack on and aren't completely full of sugar, or just get some big bags of skittles, who gives a fuck as long as you're still upright.
  16. #16
    Lanty you got the diabetes boo. It’s ok I’ll give you insulin shots.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning 2 is the only real one. 1 is an unfortunate congenital disease.

    theres also a type 3.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Fuuuuck this is lame. It's like just at the level where you can ignore it for like 10 minutes and but then it's like "hey, let's eat some sugary shit" out of nowhere. I'm starting to think half the reason I drink so much is to get that sweet sweet sugar.

    Is there anything you can do about this that isn't some faggot advice like "go for a walk around the block"?

    i sprinkled sugar all over my dick.

    come get some.
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  19. #19
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres also a type 3.

    Alzheimer's.
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