What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?

1. 2018-10-23 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #41
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You just described the Clintons.

   
   You just described how I met his mother!
2. 2018-10-23 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop You just described how I met his mother!

   
   pass the shardini martini nigga
3. 2018-10-23 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #43
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew this one guy way back who was nicknamed "The Shitter", because any time he did a crime, or even thought about one, he immediately had to take a shit. First thing he'd do on the crime scene is take a dump.

   
   I knew this guy when I was younger, and every time we got cocaine, he started farting. Even upon planning to get it, people would start talking about he was going to start farting.
4. 2018-10-23 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmQ So The Shitter is still out there??

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't know. But I do know that criminals who worked with him reported they would immediately start to smell shit even before he shat. Like he would start to leak gasses even before he took the actual shit.

   
   He moved to Vancouver, Washington where is was caught in 2014.
   
   https://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/03/26/burglary-suspect-admits-he-pooped-his-pants-after-getting-tackled-by-victim/
5. 2018-10-23 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #45
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Stick an olive branch in the butt of the victims.
6. 2018-10-23 at 2 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   The letters FU carved in the sole of their foot.
7. 2018-10-23 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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8. 2018-10-23 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #48
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   ^ lol wtf
9. 2018-10-23 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm ^ lol wtf

   
   😊... I know.. The things you see on here..
10. 2018-10-23 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Hmm Teehee and Mikey both lose their avatars at the same time...COINCIDENCE???
11. 2018-10-23 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    My victims would be chosen because of their station and/or role in life. The methods of killing them would vary accordingly as well, i will need exactly 22 victims. Then i will bury them over a geological area, in a specific order. If you were to put points on a map where i would bury my victims and connect the dots it would show you a symbol that is of special significance to me. Within the boundaries of this symbol the fire of my radiance would shine most brightly. This is my design.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • SBTlauien
12. 2018-10-23 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hmm Teehee and Mikey both lose their avatars at the same time…COINCIDENCE???

    
    I'm looking for a Halloween avatar, but can't find one that looks right after I shrink it.. I got no tech skills..
13. 2018-10-23 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Ok teehee, I believe you...
14. 2018-10-23 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by mikeyagain I'm looking for a Halloween avatar, but can't find one that looks right after I shrink it.. I got no tech skills..

    
    
    Send me the image, I can resize it for you
15. 2018-10-23 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Ghost Send me the image, I can resize it for you

    
    Ok!
16. 2018-10-23 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Ghost Send me the image, I can resize it for you

    
    I might take you up on that if I don't figure it out..👍
    
    Nice avatar, Jig...
17. 2018-10-23 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #57
    

    ShizNitty Houston
    the real question should be what would your last meal be if you were on death row. SMH rookies
18. 2018-10-23 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by ShizNitty the real question should be what would your last meal be if you were on death row. SMH rookies

    
    A juicy steak and a strong cup of coffee.
19. 2018-10-23 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #59
    

    ShizNitty Houston
    mine would be a bag of cherries and a large carrot juice, but only cause im vegan
20. 2018-10-23 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ShizNitty the real question should be what would your last meal be if you were on death row. SMH rookies

    
    They don't do the last meal thing anymore...stopped it years ago.(at least in Texas).