I can't solve captchas anymore

1. 2018-10-21 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   My HPPD has gotten so bad that I can't solve Captcha. If I stare at the words too long and try to figure out if it's an "i" or a "j" then the "w" starts dancing and spins the "q" around like they're doing a two step.
   
   And then the thing times out so I have to refresh it and start all over again.
   
   I haven't posted on 4chan in 6 years because every time I try it gives me something like this
   
   
   
   When I click all the correct images it makes me do 10 more and then says I failed, or the images vanish after I click them. I don't get it.
   
   
   
   This has started to affect my sex life because i'm not even sure if I'm really human anymore, it doesn't make sense that i'm not able to solve a captcha and for some reason i'm the only human i've ever heard of that has this problem. Am I even human?
   
   I searched "impossible captcha pictures don't load and dance around the screen when they do" but the only results are retarded bullshit like "MAKE SURE YOU ARE TYPING ZERO AND NOT O"
   
   I just want to be a human boy
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/29985
2. 2018-10-21 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by Ghost My HPPD has gotten so bad that I can't solve Captcha.

   
   I'm surprised this problem isn't more frequent given our user base.
3. 2018-10-22 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #3
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I always thought it be fun if an admin pueposely made a captcha that looked like Google's but was really just set up to fuck with people.
   
   Like have a picture of a car and ask for the user to select all squares, and when the user clicks the button, the picture slighly changes so that the user fails and then has to look to see that one isn't selected.
   
   Other such trolling Lanny could be doing.