Went to a gentlemans spa

1. 2016-04-06 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I went to a new gentlemans club a couple days ago on my day off, for 75 bucks, I was able to get a massage, eat crackers, cheese, and salmon with craft brews. Then I got a beard trim, went to the sauna and chit chatted with some of the guys, then smoked some fine home grown tabbacy from a corn cob pipe. Shit was legit.
   
   Check out my awesome beard trim, I'm not as scraggly
   
   Heres me before my beard trim
   
   
   
   and heres me after
   
   
   
   
   
   ​8/10 would go again
2. 2016-04-06 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   if I were a tsa agent and I saw you trying to board an airplane I'd search you for a suicide vest
3. 2016-04-06 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^lol, i know i have a terroristic beard but the way I carry myself and tattoos/ clothes don't scream jihad at all
4. 2016-04-07 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   no, the way you look really does scream 'ayayayyayyayay!!!' haji-ist
5. 2016-04-07 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   The first thing I thought of when I read "gentleman's spa" was "gay bathhouse".
6. 2016-04-07 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^lol we have one of those in my town but thats not the kind I would ever go to.
   
   I'd be afraid to go cause I'm so slender and smooth that I'd feely like a piece of meat.