I won't bore you with the details, but I just lost all my friends.

1. 2016-09-01 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They were good people, too. But they hate me now because deep down, I'm a fucking autist who manages to fuck everything up with my big mouth.
   
   So, I'm alone again. Back to square one. The last year was a write-off.
   
   You guys are the only friends I've got, and not even you like me very much (if at all) anyway.
   
   I'm just gonna lock myself into virtual reality and not come out for a few hours. That's where I'll live.
   
   You know, I'm feeling oddly nostalgic. This is a weird feeling, like I'm back in high school. No friends, only have totse in my life... coming home depressed just to play video games...
2. 2016-09-01 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Generally if my friends are being autistic, i do not simply write them off. Maybe you're over reacting. I can't say for sure since you won't go into details.
3. 2016-09-01 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tfw hanging out in Jerry Seinfeld's apartment in virtual reality, but no wacky neighbor or friends come to visit. :(
4. 2016-09-01 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #4
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   post nude selfies and people will dislike you slightly less
5. 2016-09-01 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Generally if my friends are being autistic, i do not simply write them off. Maybe you're over reacting. I can't say for sure since you won't go into details.

   
   It's not them, it's me. I really did fuck up. And like, unfortunately because I've known them for less than a year, I couldn't afford to do something like that. It's not like in Seinfeld when George fucks up and Jerry forgives him because they've known each other for ages. I was juuust working my way into the friendship group, and I blew it.
6. 2016-09-01 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   It's not them, it's me. I really did fuck up. And like, unfortunately because I've known them for less than a year, I couldn't afford to do something like that. It's not like in Seinfeld when George fucks up and Jerry forgives him because they've known each other for ages. I was juuust working my way into the friendship group, and I blew it.

   
   Sorry for that, at least there's still the internet.
7. 2016-09-01 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yah. Like I said, I feel oddly nostalgic and cozy right now.
   
   I might even watch Fight Club. I was into that movie back in the day. Wonder if it still holds up.
   
   Same with Goodfellas, but I know for a fact that holds up.
8. 2016-09-01 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #8
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   How do you fuck up that bad? Dont blame it on being autistic if you fucked up and lost all your friends you were probably an asshole
9. 2016-09-01 at 2:46 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   How do you fuck up that bad? Dont blame it on being autistic if you fucked up and lost all your friends you were probably an asshole

   
   Was 'sposed to keep a secret, but accidentally let it slip. Forgot it was supposed to be a secret. :(
10. 2016-09-01 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Were you drunk or anything? Ah, whatever... sounds like a case of shit happens. You can always genuinely befriend some more people, just try to learn from whatever mistake you made.
11. 2016-09-01 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #11
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Was 'sposed to keep a secret, but accidentally let it slip. Forgot it was supposed to be a secret. :(

    Sounds like your friends are assholes not you then
12. 2016-09-01 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #12
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP you should go get some pussy
13. 2016-09-01 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They say that, when you lose something, your best bet is to retrace your steps and start from the last place you saw the thing.
14. 2016-09-01 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Send me some money and I'll be your friend.
15. 2016-09-02 at 5:44 AM UTC

    #15
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    What sort of secret? I mean... There are secrets and there are seeecrets. If they were ever genuinely your friends to begin with and it wasn't a life shattering secret what I can suggest is writing a letter or arranging to meet up with the person(s) you fuck to apologize, explain, and ask for forgiveness. A lot of times if you make a sincere apology to someone especially if it erred on the trivial side of things that you fucked up with, people have a way of putting that in the past and realizing that we all are human and make mistakes. It might take a few months but hey... We all fuck up. People tend to be more pissed and hold onto anger when it was an intentional fucking over done out of spite.. Not for forgetfulness. So.. Fuck, you might as well humor us with the details. Tell us what the big secret was since you already fucked up and blabbed to someone else..
16. 2016-09-03 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #16
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yeah we want the juicy deets.
17. 2016-09-03 at 1:37 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Friends are overrated
18. 2016-09-03 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have a lot of friends but mama thinks there all imaginary. and they keep telling me to kill kill kill murder murder roll a blunt and pop a 90 beedrill
19. 2016-09-03 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    What sort of secret? I mean… There are secrets and there are seeecrets. If they were ever genuinely your friends to begin with and it wasn't a life shattering secret what I can suggest is writing a letter or arranging to meet up with the person(s) you fuck to apologize, explain, and ask for forgiveness. A lot of times if you make a sincere apology to someone especially if it erred on the trivial side of things that you fucked up with, people have a way of putting that in the past and realizing that we all are human and make mistakes. It might take a few months but hey… We all fuck up. People tend to be more pissed and hold onto anger when it was an intentional fucking over done out of spite.. Not for forgetfulness. So.. Fuck, you might as well humor us with the details. Tell us what the big secret was since you already fucked up and blabbed to someone else..

    
    Honey Potter and the chamber of /sekrit/s.
20. 2016-09-03 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #20
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    God, Enter...your life is depressing as fuck.