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  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Pickpocket for hire

    If you already know, make something up.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Wait, who is above you?

    FBI Agent.
  3. #3
    Sucka la ding dong
  4. #4
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^Sells stolen food stamps. No hate tho, selling stolen ebt cards do be fly tho!
  5. #5
    Originally posted by RestStop ^Sells stolen food stamps. No hate tho, selling stolen ebt cards do be fly tho!

    I’ve been using an ebt card all week lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    makes bizarre fetish videos like sitting on cakes and popping balloons
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Impersonates a yazidi refugee to solicit donations. Used to be a consultant for Dick Cheney.
  8. #8
    fast food
  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Pension
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    sucks nigger cocks for pocket change.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Pickpocket for hire

    If you already know, make something up.

    test dummy for oversized and unusually shaped horse dildos.
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Some mundane data entry position. Wishes he was dead
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Some mundane data entry position. Wishes he was dead

    dairy and equine semen sample collector.

    using his asshole.
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Some mundane data entry position. Wishes he was dead

    you'll wish you were dead when I get you in the position and enter you with my data.
  15. #15
    Technologist victim of incest
    Dildo tester, in the arse!
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Rape Technician

    the person who has to analyse the rape kits and analyze the... loads.
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Dildo tester, in the arse!

    common knowledge. I also test them in any other orifice the test subject has...including new ones I make myself. now bring your arse over here for some unlubricated testing.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Rape Technician

    totally getting added to my resume.
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    Proctologist who specializes in gerbil retrieval.
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hitler for hire at children's birthday parties
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