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  1. #61
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Without us, you would have ZERO maple syrup. And we mean business.

    thank god for maple syrup otherwise the only thing i would have for my waffles is that shit 'high-fucktoast' corn-syrup marked 'maple flavored'

    i blame the jedis for this.
  2. #62
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    the fuck are you eating fucking waffles for? what a stupid fucking food product.
  3. #63
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock thank god for maple syrup otherwise the only thing i would have for my waffles is that shit 'high-fucktoast' corn-syrup marked 'maple flavored'

    i blame the jedis for this.

    We've also managed to corner the market on moose meat.
  4. #64
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What happened to that possibly §m£ÂgØL baby? Who did she give it up to? Did she really whore herself out to 1337? She's obviously an attention whore but how bad is the question.
  5. #65
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo What happened to that possibly §m£ÂgØL baby? Who did she give it up to? Did she really whore herself out to 1337? She's obviously an attention whore but how bad is the question.

    and why didnt you suck my dick fat suicidal lady, thats what i want to know
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah well you're going to kill yourself so that makes you a fag

    I'm never going to kill myself. In fact, I don't plan to die.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by infinityshock thank god for maple syrup otherwise the only thing i would have for my waffles is that shit 'high-fucktoast' corn-syrup marked 'maple flavored'

    i blame the jedis for this.

    poor americans dont have access to pure cane sugar.
  8. #68
    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't even like maple syrup.

    It's really just sugar with a million impurities. You can put powdered sugar on pancakes and it tastes exactly the same without coating your plate in tree sap
  9. #69
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

    The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist is an informal name for a months-long robbery between 2011-12 of nearly 3,000 tons of maple syrup, valued at $18.7 million (2012 Canadian dollars) from a storage facility in Quebec. The facility was operated by the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers (French: Fédération des producteurs acéricoles du Québec, FPAQ) who represent 77% of global maple syrup supply, and have been compared to a cartel. Adjusted for inflation, this heist was the most valuable in Canadian history.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
  10. #70
    Technologist victim of incest
    Ohio makes great Maple Syrup

    https://www.ohiomaple.org/ompa-history.html
  11. #71
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't even like maple syrup.

    It's really just sugar with a million impurities. You can put powdered sugar on pancakes and it tastes exactly the same without coating your plate in tree sap

    How about moose meat? Any hankerin'?
  12. #72
    Technologist victim of incest
    Mmmmmmm bison meat!!
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Moose meat has 102 calories in a serving of 100 grams, or about 3.5 ounces, and it has 22 grams of high-quality protein with each of the essential amino acids that you need to get from your diet. Moose meat is carbohydrate-free.
  14. #74
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about moose meat? Any hankerin'?

    Oh fuck yeah bud I'm always down for some moose.

    My ex girlfriends dad was a hunter and he shot a moose up near Dawson Creek and it was the best damn jerky and sausage I ever tasted
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  15. #75
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Moose meat is pretty big up around these parts.
  16. #76
    Ghost Black Hole
    I lived off wild meat for years, ain't many cows up in the mountains.

    Didn't eat MacDonalds for 5 years, I had a freezer full of elk and duck, I grew all my vegetables, I had my fruit trees and my grandpa brought me chicken eggs so big you couldn't even close the egg carton

    Living off the land is the way to go.
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny poor americans dont have access to pure cane sugar.

    youre an idiot

    i live about an hour from a giant sugar cane plantation
  18. #78
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's weird though.

    I lived next to an asparagus farm once and I was like "Oh cool so all the asparagus at the store comes from here?" And someone said it all gets exported.

    And I was like well where the fuck does the store bought asparagus come from and it was grown in Mexico or some shit
  19. #79
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost It's weird though.

    I lived next to an asparagus farm once and I was like "Oh cool so all the asparagus at the store comes from here?" And someone said it all gets exported.

    And I was like well where the fuck does the store bought asparagus come from and it was grown in Mexico or some shit

    thats part of why argentina went through a famine about 10 or 20 years ago. their economy was such shit the farmers exported all the agricultural products because the argentinians were too poor to pay for them and the farmers could get a lot more by selling to foreign buyers
  20. #80
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost It's weird though.

    I lived next to an asparagus farm once and I was like "Oh cool so all the asparagus at the store comes from here?" And someone said it all gets exported.

    And I was like well where the fuck does the store bought asparagus come from and it was grown in Mexico or some shit

    That way the middle men make the maximum profits for themselves off the suckers, moving ours there and theirs here, and sometimes even ours there and then back again.
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