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What would your trade mark be if you were a killer?

  1. #1
    ngalo1983 Yung Blood
    I alwayz wondered what type of trade mark would I leave behind to let police know it was me who done the killing if I was a killer.

    I thought really hard and came to the conclusion that I would do something that no other serial killer has ever done. I would cut off each one of my victims booty off with a knife and take it with me as a souvenir.

    You have alot of weird serial killers but not one of them had a trade mark of cutting their victims booty off. The police would know automatically it was me, ngalo1983 who done the killing when they kick down the door and see 4 dead bodies lying on the floor with their bootys cut off.

    Cutting off booty would be my signature move. FBI would give me the name BOOTY BANDIT and offer big reward for my capture. After 2 years of no capture I would have, at least cut off 80 peoples booty off.

    I would store all the bootys on the wall in my house kind of like how deer heads you see in people's houses but mines would be booty. I would be known as the Pokémon collector of bootys cuz i just want to catch them all. I want big bootys, small bootys, child bootys, black bootys, white bootys, brown bootys, etc. I would try to collect them all.

    In the lonely cold winter nights I will start sticking my cock in my booty collection. Eventually I will get caught cuz the smell coming from 500 bootys in my house can stretch from here to Tokyo.

    ANYWAYS, WHAT'S YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE IF YOU WAS A SERIAL KILLER?
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I would have my victims send a text insulting their mother before the execution.
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    its called signature you asshole.

    murder isnt a trade, so whatever mark you left behind arent trademark.

    retard.

    thats what im goimg to carve into your forehead after i killed you.
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    removing all fingers and keeping them in a finger bucket, then after collecting for weeks ascending to the highest level of parking garages and dumping the finger bucket on pedestrians below.
  5. #5
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    id just leave a note
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    fuck notes finger rain
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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    fingerbang all peasants
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i would sell their organs on the black market
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I would leave a print out of Dr.Phil smiling at each crime scene.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    WTH!😂😂😂
  11. #11
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i aint no god damn son of a bitch
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ngalo1983 I alwayz wondered what type of trade mark would I leave behind to let police know it was me who done the killing if I was a killer.

    I thought really hard and came to the conclusion that I would do something that no other serial killer has ever done. I would cut off each one of my victims booty off with a knife and take it with me as a souvenir.

    You have alot of weird serial killers but not one of them had a trade mark of cutting their victims booty off. The police would know automatically it was me

    I'd let cops know who dunnit hurr derp
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    ngalo1983 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its called signature you asshole.

    murder isnt a trade, so whatever mark you left behind arent trademark.

    retard.

    thats what im goimg to carve into your forehead after i killed you.

    Your just asking to get your booty cut off....
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    My trademark would be leaving no usable evidence behind and making the killings look separate from one another. They wouldn't even know they had a serial killer about. Suckers.
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by ngalo1983 Your just asking to get your booty cut off….

    im going to decapitate your retarded head and shove it into your ass.

    thats my signature.
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    ngalo1983 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im going to decapitate your retarded head and shove it into your ass.

    thats my signature.

    I'm gonna rape your son and cut his booty off afterwards.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I would write "LET'S GO" in the victims blood at all my crime scenes
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien My trademark would be leaving no usable evidence behind and making the killings look separate from one another. They wouldn't even know they had a serial killer about. Suckers.

    Best answer.
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  19. #19
    Originally posted by ngalo1983 I'm gonna rape your son and cut his booty off afterwards.

    D.

    too cliche.
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    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Best answer is FINGER RAIN

    Personally I would pull a tooth. Easy to collect, won’t get all stinky and rotten. Maybe make a pretty cool hooka she’ll/tooth necklace and retire in Hawaii
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