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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com I was being serious. i visualised this disease is in fact growing inside you.

    I can't explain this phenomenon but I have a decent record of being right on target. it's freakish. and No I do not practice witch craft.
    Like I said, come up with your own shtick
  2. #62
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    shtick, Dear Sir... shtick ??


    there are people out there that know I'v called many things to light, prior to it becoming a reality!


    DO NOT QUESTION THIS!
  3. #63
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    for the record "faggot" was D-E_A-R. it was one of Lannny's stupid enhancements
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com shtick, Dear Sir… shtick ??


    there are people out there that know I'v called many things to light, prior to it becoming a reality!


    DO NOT QUESTION THIS!

    We already booked this exact same act 3 months ago. Work on a new routine and try again next season.
  5. #65
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    When u talk about lan enhancements it makes him cum.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm When u talk about lan enhancements it makes him cum.

    That makes you gay for mentioning it.
  7. #67
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker We already booked this exact same act 3 months ago. Work on a new routine and try again next season.

    Well.. just by chance, there was a naughty little Minister from my home town named Harold Camping. And I spoke of him to not condemn his own preaching by violating the act of "No man nor angels shall know the time of the prophicy of End Times"

    and he refused to listen. He however did admit to doing this, at his house, when a local news reporter knocked on his door and asked him why he took so much money from his followers (syndicated all over the world) and he stated he violated this law of god and the verse.

    I told him that when it doesn't happen in Oct 2011.. People will commit suicide.

    There was a boy from Florida. he drowned himself. Guess where? a mile from my house in Northern California in a lake at one of the parks I would hike near everyday.

    I visualized this and it happened.

    I am not Devil Profit nor Witch. it was just obvious but I witnessed it.

    Why the boy from Florida chose that park is beyond me. But I had this conversation online. Youtube and even a local BBS I went on.
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com

    When I see more than two sentences in one of your posts I scroll right through it without reading.
  9. #69
    totse3.com Space Nigga


    I'm truly sorry this man did this to himself. God was not angry at him. Maybe a bit pissed off at Harold.


    https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/05/26/antioch-drowning-victim-insisted-god-was-across-reservoir/
  10. #70
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I see more than two sentences in one of your posts I scroll right through it without reading.


    I wish I didn't post that. it really brought me down from the dark humorist shit I put up with here and into a mental funk.

    I understand Harold Camping was a brilliant architect in the 1950s and I feel this was his calling in life. not being such a high profile preacher. No preacher should be a high profile person.

    Perhaps this is what killed him. He had an anurism after the reporter knocked on his door. I think in that week. He fell or something and a blood vessel popped. he died.

    he did have a very nice radio voice. very unique. but his time spent in architectural design wasn't enough. we need more beauty put into our buildings.
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com

    TL;DR
  12. #72
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    oh fuck, keep going guys, it feels so good
  13. #73
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny oh fuck, keep going guys, it feels so good

    I have a small bullhorn that's fairly loud.

    I was screaming at the top of my voice on Market around Drumm all the way up to about 3rd

    "LANNY IS A TREASONOUS CUNT??"

    did you hear me? or are you closer to New Montgomery?
  14. #74
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Most people were laughing but a few told me to pipe down. I kept my mouth shut while children were walking by and then started up again.
  15. #75
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse3.com I have a small bullhorn that's fairly loud.

    I was screaming at the top of my voice on Market around Drumm all the way up to about 3rd

    "LANNY IS A TREASONOUS CUNT??"

    did you hear me? or are you closer to New Montgomery?

    >implying I work on fridays

    Well I see how proles like yourself might think that, but unfortunately for you every weekend is a 3-4 day weekend for me. Try again on Wednesday, that's your best chance of catching me. Assuming you don't get arrested for addressing your betters too casually first.
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny
    >implying I work on fridays

    Well I see how proles like yourself might think that, but unfortunately for you every weekend is a 3-4 day weekend for me. Try again on Wednesday, that's your best chance of catching me. Assuming you don't get arrested for addressing your betters too casually first.

    Enjoy it for now. Soon you'll be looking for a bridge for your tent.
  17. #77
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny >implying I work on fridays

    Well I see how proles like yourself might think that, but unfortunately for you every weekend is a 3-4 day weekend for me. Try again on Wednesday, that's your best chance of catching me. Assuming you don't get arrested for addressing your betters too casually first.

    No, sorry. that was in the form of a question of what I was yelling.

    but did you hear me yelling on a bullhorn? why would I get arrested? maybe I was supportive of the union strikes at the Hotels.

    :)


    and of course, you're the A-typical techie "Nu-Yuppie" who either doesn't work Fridays or splits early.. making my highway a living hellhole around noon that looks like a typical 5-6pm rolling parking lot.
  18. #78
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's all good bro, he takes the BART
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