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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Man i'm not totally tripping about that because we hadn't been hanging out in awhile because he takes his computer the only thing he owns to his parents house an hour away or to his girl friends place that literally doesn't even fuck him while she fucks other guys.

    We were friends because he was into similar music and I'd let him use my guitars with me so we could jam out and make an ajr cover band for the lulz, but he was such a faggot in so many ways. It just got to the point where I didn't see the guy for almost a month and i thought he probably od'd on his subs or something or moved back to his parents house out of town and lost his job where all he has to do is stand there like a corpse and eventually count money like a total swapper.

    I went in there the other night to buy some stuff and I've seen these two idiots before and i was nice at first like hey whats up guys this is all i need just these cracker jacks... and i was like "where's dave at?" and they were more giggly and wiggly than skool gurls and were saying "dave is faggot" and I started laughing and was like yeah he kinda is with his pussy long hair and depressed attitude" and we were just all laughing about it and I told the lil guy that called my bromo that a loser midgit that uses an ab wheel on company time and just left.

    The next night i finally saw Dave and I was like hey bromo, whats up i thought you moved or dieded or something and he was like "don't ever come to my store again you're banned" I was like lol for what?

    And he said for using cuss with my employees and I was like you don't have any employees obviously, but thats fine I'll roll with it don't ever talk to me again because I'm deleting you from my myspace for lookin' at mah gurl, you got some block comin up in you're future chicken fajita!

    Man I know I'm not mister perfect but at the same time I call girls chicken fajitas all the time and they don't get all sullen and depressed and need a zoloft like this gont.

    I'm not a total dick i'm actually a loving gont but sometimes this is where the duality of the nature of things come into play of the highest order.

    Dare to take the black pill fam?

    hey lanny can you change my under avatar thing to "black pilled" since i am?
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao @ banned.
    U might even have a block in ur future. 😂😇
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao @ banned.
    U might even have a block in ur future. 😂😇

    i dont get it...
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    We are similar bud.

    If I had a block button in RL I'd be the only person in it.

    "What did u say? Pass the salt? I don't have any salt stupid mfer!" Blocked.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm We are similar bud.

    If I had a block button in RL I'd be the only person in it.

    "What did u say? Pass the salt? I don't have any salt stupid mfer!" Blocked.
    you'd be inside of a button?
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Only if I took the black pill first
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Only if I took the black pill first

    i get it now
  8. #8
    i never thought a pizza guy can be so condecending.
  9. #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I just barely swallowed the red pill and now there's a black pill? Wth is the black pill??
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Do you even know who started the black pill?

  11. #11
    It is available in a gummy ?
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It is available in a gummy ?

    In your case a suppository is recommended.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i never thought a pizza guy can be so condescending.

    fixed
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby fixed

    whoa.

    a well read one at that.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whoa.

    a well read one at that.

    right.
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