Man i'm not totally tripping about that because we hadn't been hanging out in awhile because he takes his computer the only thing he owns to his parents house an hour away or to his girl friends place that literally doesn't even fuck him while she fucks other guys.
We were friends because he was into similar music and I'd let him use my guitars with me so we could jam out and make an ajr cover band for the lulz, but he was such a faggot in so many ways. It just got to the point where I didn't see the guy for almost a month and i thought he probably od'd on his subs or something or moved back to his parents house out of town and lost his job where all he has to do is stand there like a corpse and eventually count money like a total swapper.
I went in there the other night to buy some stuff and I've seen these two idiots before and i was nice at first like hey whats up guys this is all i need just these cracker jacks... and i was like "where's dave at?" and they were more giggly and wiggly than skool gurls and were saying "dave is faggot" and I started laughing and was like yeah he kinda is with his pussy long hair and depressed attitude" and we were just all laughing about it and I told the lil guy that called my bromo that a loser midgit that uses an ab wheel on company time and just left.
The next night i finally saw Dave and I was like hey bromo, whats up i thought you moved or dieded or something and he was like "don't ever come to my store again you're banned" I was like lol for what?
And he said for using cuss with my employees and I was like you don't have any employees obviously, but thats fine I'll roll with it don't ever talk to me again because I'm deleting you from my myspace for lookin' at mah gurl, you got some block comin up in you're future chicken fajita!
Man I know I'm not mister perfect but at the same time I call girls chicken fajitas all the time and they don't get all sullen and depressed and need a zoloft like this gont.
I'm not a total dick i'm actually a loving gont but sometimes this is where the duality of the nature of things come into play of the highest order.
Dare to take the black pill fam?
hey lanny can you change my under avatar thing to "black pilled" since i am?
