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history of the universe.

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    - a shitload of energy was created and spread over e v e r y t h i n g
    - the energy levels eventually calmed down in their ever going quest to find the lowest energy state to a certain threshhold
    - when this threshhold was crossed, the energy was in a certain advantageous position to use natural selection to mold matter (all the objects on earth) into structures that would speed its distribution
    - eventually it got really good at molding things and molded humans who then started to intelligently design methods to use energy to their advantage so that they can consume more and more energy themselves thus buying happiness (TM)
    - eventually it will be evenly spread and at that point will have no use for us anymore, and we and everyone and everything else will die

    how does it feel to basically be the used condom of a physics concept?

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    You sir have a lot to learn. Your understanding of the universe is shit tier. Thats a fact.
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    You sir have a lot to learn. Your understanding of the universe is shit tier. Thats a fact.


    o rly? enlighten me.
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    History of the universe:

    Little nightclub outside of the universe exists and has existed since always but humans can't comprehend since eternity is a concept unfathomable by our puny weak SUFFERING minds.
    Red light on one side of the nightclub, green light. Both prisms. Not triangular, but I digress.

    Eventually some dumbfuck plugs in a coca cola sign that blew a fuse and theres the universe
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    o rly? enlighten me.

    Because there seem to be some inconsistencies in your story. For one the 'energy didn't calm down' there is still just as much energy as there was at the big bang it's just more spread out and disorderly. Also the Universe doesn't give a shit about attaining a low energy state it's simply the effect of an expanding Universe. There was no threshold crossed. The way in which the energy is distributed was determined at the moment of the big bang. Pic related.



    As the cosmic microwave background is the radiation that was released around 300k years after the big bang when the universe had cooled down enough to become 'opaque' we can derive the properties of the early Universe from it. It illustrates there are some areas with higher and some with lower energy density, this was due to quantum principles at the moment of the big bang. The uneven distribution of energy can be seen in the matter that was formed from the energy as well. Which allowed for the formation of stars under the influence of gravity. Stars fused heavier elements and died, seeding the Universe with the building blocks for planets. Only later generations of stars were able to form planets because in the beginning there was only hydrogen and a little helium.

    It's also interesting to note that even without technology most of our energy comes from the sun, since plants use photosynthesis and animals eat plants and we eat animals and plants as well for that matter.

    You're right about one thing though, the Universe will expand forever. Which means that in a billion, billion years the only stars we'll be able to see are those of the Milky Way. The big stars will go out and all that will remain will be the low mass stars. And as what remains of any civilisation huddles around the last embers of a dying Universe so must they run out of fuel at some point. And there will be darkness. Not even black holes can escape their fate as they slowly but surely radiate their mass away due to Hawking's radiation and in 100100 years the Universe will be so spread out that the energy density is so low it will be as if the Universe had never existed. And such is the fate of all that is.

    So sad tbh fam =(
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    - a shitload of energy was created and spread over e v e r y t h i n g
    - the energy levels eventually calmed down in their ever going quest to find the lowest energy state to a certain threshhold

    false. nothing about energy is calm. try telling that to the various galaxies colliding with each other. additionally, you fail to mention a variety of variables that have yet to be discovered by modern man, including particles, other parts of the electromagnetic spectrum, radiation, and types of mass as yet unknown. in addition to that, you massively oversimplify something so complicated the human mind isnt capable of comprehending it. no mention of mass, time, 'space', as well as the other aforementioned unidentified variables.

    - when this threshhold was crossed, the energy was in a certain advantageous position to use natural selection to mold matter (all the objects on earth) into structures that would speed its distribution

    there is no threshold. that statement made no sense whatsoever. wtf are you talking about.

    - eventually it got really good at molding things and molded humans who then started to intelligently design methods to use energy to their advantage so that they can consume more and more energy themselves thus buying happiness (TM)

    another statement that has zero plausibility. there is no 'it'

    energy is never consumed.

    how does it feel to basically be the used condom of a physics concept?

    when stupid people agglomerate multi-syllable words in a manner that seems to them to make sense to them as well as giving the false appearance of some sort of intellectual capacity beyond that of the average anal discharge from a well-used faggot, jesus kills a kitten.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol@ this guy complaining about people talking about quantum mechanics without understanding underlying principles
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    … as they slowly but surely radiate their mass away due to Hawking's radiation and in 100100 years the Universe will be so spread out that the energy density is so low it will be as if the Universe had never existed. And such is the fate of all that is.

    So sad tbh fam =(

    What if I told you that our big bang is not the only one. That there are trillions of other big bangs out there we have not yet discovered, each in various states of dispersion?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What if I told you that our big bang is not the only one. That there are trillions of other big bangs out there we have not yet discovered, each in various states of dispersion?

    I would tell you that that certainly would be a possibility but the fact of the matter remains, when our Universe goes dark nothing will be left. We're stuck to our Universe like flies to sticky paper we can't cross over to a more lively one unfortunately.
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