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Toilet training a miniature pomeranian is hell.

  1. #21
    OK worried the little one will pee, and I need to pee anyway, so better take him outside.

    I think my big German Shepherd did pee upstairs at one point, as there is a stain on the ceiling at one point.

    I miss her though.

    I'd let her pee everywhere to have her back. 🐕 😥
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala There’s nothing cruel about it. You’re overreacting. There is a big difference between proper training and abuse.

    yeah, it's not about punishing the dog, it's about giving it a smaller space it has dominion over. it's usually used to help them with anxiety issues, but in this case it's probably just to reduce the space between places it's supposed to pee and places it's not so it can start to recognise the sensation that it has to pee before it actually does.


    I would recommend those pheremone pads but in this case it sounds like they already know they're supposed to pee outside, they just don't always make it
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Like 5x a day.



    Kiddo is in the foreground, and his sister (who is excellent and a fully trained 10/10 doggo) in the background.

    He pees everywhere, runs under your feet, chews up random shit, and generally is a nuisance.

    if i have a dog i'd train it to specifically go around and eat up toy, beta dogs like this.

    or just tear them to shreads with its tail wagging happily.
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  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What kind of beta faggot has miniature Pomeranians? That's no less gay than sucking actual penis except you claim overship of those furby rats every day so you're basically just announcing to the world you're a beta cuck who identifies with the gayest creatures God ever accidentally made.

    For your sake I hope you're actually a homosexual as it would be substantially less embarrassing than to masquerade as a heterosexual prancing around with disgustingly dainty furry rats.

    Literally everyone looks down on you
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Sudo What kind of beta faggot has miniature Pomeranians? That's no less gay than sucking actual penis except you claim overship of those furby rats every day so you're basically just announcing to the world you're a beta cuck who identifies with the gayest creatures God ever accidentally made.

    For your sake I hope you're actually a homosexual as it would be substantially less embarrassing than to masquerade as a heterosexual prancing around with disgustingly dainty furry rats.

    Literally everyone looks down on you

    Girls love them, and at least I'm not brown.

    I hear muslims don't like dogs, books, or anything else good in the world.
  6. #26
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning No. I don't know what that is.

    We just go out to pee all the time. When he pees outside I say "good dog", same thing I say when I give him food. If I catch him peeing inside I say "no" and give him a tiny little spank (it has to be tiny, because he's a tiny small dogger).

    Yup, that's my dog too. LOL
    He's a Westie though. Not a chance "training" him. He will mark his territory right after he comes from his daily walk.
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if i have a dog i'd train it to specifically go around and eat up toy, beta dogs like this.

    or just tear them to shreads with its tail wagging happily.

    If you have your dog rip my dogs to shreds I rip you to shreds.

    I doubt your dog would care too much about your rice eating ass, dogs are the friends of the white man.
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Soybb!!!! So darling💟 and so cute when a big burly guy says peepee and pooh-pooh when talking about his doggie. 😊😍


    And of course there's always some unsavory character (sudo) who has to spoil it with talk of puppy strangulation. 😬
  9. #29
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning If you have your dog rip my dogs to shreds I rip you to shreds.

    I doubt your dog would care too much about your rice eating ass, dogs are the friends of the white man.

    thanks for the heads up.

    ill teach it to protect master first.
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Girls love them, and at least I'm not brown.

    I hear muslims don't like dogs, books, or anything else good in the world.

    Girls love them in a way they love makeup and purses.

    That's like a fat ugly girl saying she's gonna get a pickup truck full of beer and lasagna because she thinks it men like it. That would work exponentially better then getting a puffball rat abomination.

    I take it from your post that you're not actually a homosexual which is hilarious because then you're just an effeminate get a cuck. Most women I know like big dogs because they're not fat girls who want to feel small. Seriously, most girls I know like pit bulls because they're just a stereotypical protector dog that makes them feel safe.

    The only acceptable small dog to own is a Chihuahua because they are still wild and self sufficient.

    Miniature Pomeranians are the worst. Just get a Pokemon or a tamagachi instead of propagating crimes against nature because you want people to immediately assume you're gay so they don't ask why you don't have a girlfriend.
  11. #31
    Why anyone would introduce a piss and shitting machine into their living space I'll never understand.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Sudo The only acceptable small dog to own is a Chihuahua because they are still wild and self sufficient.

    any dog less than fullsize is gay.

    homosexual by any other name.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ohfralala Are you crate training?

    I'm going to guess you're a woman...
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm going to guess you're a woman…

    I’ll put you in a crate.
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’ll put you in a crate.

    I'm going to guess that you're a woman...
  16. #36
    Source?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Sudo Seriously, most girls I know like pit bulls because they're just a stereotypical protector dog that makes them feel safe.

    Pit bulls are literally jungle cannibal nigger tier dogs - they're turn on their owners and their families all the time and are vicious when they do. Don't you ever watch liveleak?

  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Pit bulls are literally jungle cannibal nigger tier dogs - they're turn on their owners and their families all the time and are vicious when they do. Don't you ever watch liveleak?


    Oh my god I really can't tell if you're trolling or this much of a beta cuck faggot. Do you ever go outside? Do you literally live in candyland or whatever faerie faggot village my little pony lives in?

    I'm actually serious, I'm really unsure if youre just a dedicated troll because your faggotry seems over the top.

    8.5/10 if troll kill yourself 100 times immediately/10 if not
  19. #39
    I have a pit mix rescue and she’s the sweetest fucking dog I’ve ever come across. If a pit attacks it’s typically something the owner has fucked up. People are fucking dumb when it comes to this.
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  20. #40
    THE DOG DOESN'T WANT TO BE PUT IN A GODDAMN SWEATER.

    Stupid bitch.
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