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  1. #41
    Originally posted by totse3.com I know lannny is.

    hey lannny. I'm watching you??


    mentally ill
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I weigh 62 watts



    Fuck you
  3. #43
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Fuck you

  4. #44
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil Lol america is so obese their fucking military is saying it's a threat to national security.

    Why is that?

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'd hit it.

    Is there anything you wouldn't hit, finny? Lmao
  5. #45
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Why is that?

    Because you need able bodied citizens if you want to be a global hegemon. maybe i should have said "national security"

    https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/commentary/2018/07/18/commentary-heres-why-fighting-youth-obesity-is-a-matter-of-national-security/

    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-10-fat-pentagon-grapples-obesity-epidemic.html
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #46
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil Because you need able bodied citizens if you want to be a global hegemon. maybe i should have said "national security"

    https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/commentary/2018/07/18/commentary-heres-why-fighting-youth-obesity-is-a-matter-of-national-security/

    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2018-10-fat-pentagon-grapples-obesity-epidemic.html

    Oh, about the youth. Didn't thought about it. Makes sense.
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Lol america is so obese their fucking military is saying it's a threat to national security.

    Who's gonna laugh when world famine is enacted?
  8. #48
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Anal Turing mentally ill

    Sure, Doctor A.T.
  9. #49
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Oh, about the youth. Didn't thought about it. Makes sense.

    so you're a dego, huh?

    why do they say Italian Women are so hairy? is this true?
  10. #50
    Originally posted by totse3.com so you're a dego, huh?

    why do they say Italian Women are so hairy? is this true?

    Did you hear the joke about the dago fisherman?
  11. #51
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Carat's isnt a weight.. it's a color spectrum of showing how pure it is.

    I made that up because like 90 percent of totse… ITS BULLSHIT

    I didn't fuck your mom in the ass

    I didn't fuck your dad in the ass

    I didn't fuck your grandmother in the ass

    I didn't fuck your grandfather in the ass

    I didn't fuck you in the ass

    have fun applying statistical analysis to that.
  12. #52
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Anal Turing Did you hear the joke about the dago fisherman?

    umm no?
  13. #53
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock I didn't fuck your mom in the ass

    I didn't fuck your dad in the ass

    I didn't fuck your grandmother in the ass

    I didn't fuck your grandfather in the ass

    I didn't fuck you in the ass

    have fun applying statistical analysis to that.

    you left brothers, cousins and aunts and uncles out of the quizz.
  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com you left brothers, cousins and aunts and uncles out of the quizz.

    because it's common knowledge I fucked them all in the ass.
  15. #55
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock because it's common knowledge I fucked them all in the ass.

    then what's the point of this?

    everyone but I seems to know this.

    I mean shit, even the President didn't even include me in his Emergency Post :(

    it goes off.. everyone runs to underground shelter and I'm sitting her all alone wondering why no one is updating posts.


    maybe that's the best way to go. Front Row of Armageddon!

    I would at least like a 20 minute head start of downing the right cocktail of meds.
  16. #56
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by tee hee hee How does one distinguish between a whale and an elephant tho?



    The tusks.
  17. #57
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I keep hearing these failures talking about their diets. They just keep getting fat. Its fucking gross.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by stl1 The tusks.

    Nope.

    Narwhals have them too.

  19. #59
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Let's try this again.
  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    everyone post nude selfies of their fatness
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