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civil disobedience, shitting on the man
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2016-06-05 at 1:13 PM UTChttp://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891
[FONT=Arial]MAY 31–A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and
defecated on a self-checkout scanner.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of†a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]After disrobing, Murphy“defecated on U-Scan it,â€investigators allege.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing. [/FONT]
I fucking laughed so hard when i read this -
2016-06-05 at 4:04 PM UTCi dont blame him...those self-checkout things are pieces of crap. they work like shit. *cough*
if i ever was drunk enough to do something this obscene i would have raped it to death.
i bet the judge would have found that interesting -
2016-06-05 at 6:45 PM UTC^haha yeah, I just got back from the grocery, store went through one, and had to type in a plu code for lemons and I thought to myself lazy faggots, and thought about this and cackled. If they could just hiring a few more people to work the real check out stands it would be cool. And the thing is at places like walmart, the idiot thats "managing" the self checkouts is almost never always there when I need something.
I remember when I was still in highschool and those things first came out I went to the store with my dad, and we tried use one and he was like goddamnit -
2016-06-05 at 6:52 PM UTCThat's you isnt it OP
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2016-06-05 at 6:59 PM UTClooks nothing like me fam ^
Though funny non-related thing, last night when I was tripping, my friend brought up triangles and I told her I'm more of circle kind of guy
and I thought about you and sploo lol
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2016-06-05 at 7:59 PM UTC
he was an agent of trianglism trying to corrupt you
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2016-06-05 at 8:24 PM UTC^kek, time is circular, though I will admit I much rather be a triangle than a square, because more often than not triangles can be friends with circles
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2016-06-05 at 10:24 PM UTCThey aren't hard to use at all, people are just fucking retards.
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2016-06-06 at 12:07 AM UTC
They aren't hard to use at all, people are just fucking retards.
This, jesus, I thought it was just bitter old shits who got a kick out of a person who's compelled to be nice to you or they get fired who have a problem with self checkout. -
2016-06-06 at 1:28 AM UTC
^haha yeah, I just got back from the grocery, store went through one, and had to type in a plu code for lemons and I thought to myself lazy faggots, and thought about this and cackled. If they could just hiring a few more people to work the real check out stands it would be cool. And the thing is at places like walmart, the idiot thats "managing" the self checkouts is almost never always there when I need something.
I remember when I was still in highschool and those things first came out I went to the store with my dad, and we tried use one and he was like goddamnit
when they first came out i gave them a try for a few times. every time i used one (chinamart, homo-depot, and some other grocery store i forget the name of) there would be an error and an actual live body had to come over to fix the shit. most of the time it was because i was buying some sort of item that required '18 or older' but several times it was because it couldnt find the item. now i never go to them. late at night when walmart doesnt have an open live-person register, or just before closing when homo-depot only has self-checkouts, ill go up to a cashier and tell them i need to check out and wont use the self checker-outer then explain in as long of a vivid description as i can. oddly enough...they always agree with me and say everyone else has the same problems
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2016-06-06 at 2:46 AM UTC
They aren't hard to use at all, people are just fucking retards.
don't be a douche, its just wicked annoying if you are buying beer, and they have to fucking come by and check your id no matter how old you are and punch in a code. Here in austin, plastic bags aren't handed out for free anymore, if you want your groceries bagged you have to walk up to the self-check out guru and request one then walk back and pay for the fucking bag, so that ads to the annoyance. (you have to bag your own groceries) Plus those machines go down for one reason or another, and I hate having to stick dollars through the stupid slot. I know how to use them its not always an efficient way to get checked out. I much rather just hand my cash over to a real person and have then bag my stuff. It's so much quicker.
Sometimes if I'm buying just beer and having to walk up to the cashier to show my id, or buy a bag, some other cunt is already walking up and trying to scan their stuff. It's just fucking fucktarded man. But hey you guys are younger and used to it, you fucking MOON PERSONs -
2016-06-06 at 3:07 AM UTC
looks nothing like me fam ^
Though funny non-related thing, last night when I was tripping, my friend brought up triangles and I told her I'm more of circle kind of guy
and I thought about you and sploo lol
You... you never think about me. Don't you ever listen to a shoegaze or punk band and think to yourself "I bet Myers would love this"? -
2016-06-06 at 3:34 AM UTC^uh yeah I do , I was just thinking about you two days ago.. I'm confused, jEEEERT!
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2016-06-06 at 3:45 AM UTCThanks Bill Krozby, now I will do the same when I listen to shoegaze. Bromance, it's real. I still haven't listened to Nothing. I should, listening to Eaten by Worms now though... I have to listen to the new Radiohead album and the OST of the new DOOM game, apparently it's really good.
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2016-06-06 at 3:49 AM UTC^yeah I wish I had an xbox and a tv to play the new doom game, I love doom, though to be honest I didn't like doom3, but the new one looks pretty badass. I've just been playing hotline miami
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2016-06-06 at 4:13 AM UTCOut of all the Doom games I've played, I've only played the original but that's because of my high school obsession with Columbine. I'm a weirdo. Or was. I don't play it anymore.. but I want to play it on the PC again though, the new DOOM. I don't know what Hotline Miami is.. but eh have you heard about that new Friday the 13th game? It's gonna be so lit. I hope you too get it, then we could play together.
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2016-06-06 at 4:22 AM UTCyou never played doom 2?
I remember when I was 6 my dad installed it on the pc and I was to scared to play it, he was like what the hell is wrong with you, i just took all that time to install it
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2016-06-06 at 4:23 AM UTCI might try the new DOOM but I don't have particularly high hopes. Carmack has been on oculus, not that he was ever a creative genius in terms of design but the technical feats he pulled off are really what make doom 1/2 for me.
Also I hope that in the intervening decade since 3 doomguy has figured out how to tape his flashlight to his fucking gun. For that reason alone 3 was a trash game, although they seemed to figure out the retardedness of the whole thing in resurection of evil and conjure up some intensity without needing to force the player to choose between seeing things and not being limp-dick impotent -
2016-06-06 at 4:27 AM UTC^they tried, but yeah doom 1/2 was so much more edgier. Its funny cause a while back i was playing it and I honestly freaked out for a second when a pixelated rocket launcher skeleton jumped out at me
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2016-06-06 at 5:17 AM UTCNope, I've never played Doom 2. Just the original Doom.. I have it on my PC. I want to play it soo bad now.. Fuck. It's called "The Ultimate DOOM" and I can play other .wads as well.
