What if you NEVER washed your boxers?

1. 2018-10-14 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What would all the semen start doing to them? It doesn't all 100% evaporate, if you never washed them...
2. 2018-10-14 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 What would all the semen start doing to them?

   
   ask Bill Krozby. he has experience in this area
   
   although hes wearing panties...
3. 2018-10-14 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Alright, Resume!
   
   

   Master Mating Co.
4. 2018-10-14 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash Alright, Resume!
   
   

   Master Mating Co.

   
   Accepting apps?
5. 2018-10-14 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   Anal Turing Houston
   My boxer lineup would experience a lot of turnover.
6. 2018-10-14 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How are yiu jacking off to where you get semen on your boxers. As far as I can remember that's never happened to me even ONCE.
7. 2018-10-14 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ ...By putting your dick through the front.
8. 2018-10-14 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why don't you just DROP TROW or whatever the fucking word is.
9. 2018-10-14 at 2 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I ain't buying condoms to jack off
10. 2018-10-14 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Just use a damn sock. I used to hate picking up any of my son’s socks for laundry🤮
11. 2018-10-14 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
12. 2018-10-14 at 2:50 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Accepting apps?

    
    I know you have a soul D'Angelo, all you have to do is use your...
    
    MOUTH
13. 2018-10-14 at 2:56 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Item 9 I ain't buying condoms to jack off

    
    Aaaaawhaaaat?
    
    My NIGGA. Bust a nut in your hand, the toilet, a tissue, the Sunday paper, someone’s coffee, a girl’s buttcheek, the floor.
    
    You better be trolling.
14. 2018-10-14 at 3 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I was a guy I would just splooge wherever. Maybe in my hand and then walk outside and sling it into the backyard.
    
    ETA: Like one of those slimy hand things you got out of quarter machines.
    
    Or maybe I’d have my own little corner with a stool and a bucket.
    
    Or maybe I’d just do it in the trash can in the kitchen.
    
    Or what about my own butt.
    
    There’s so many fun options. Guys don’t realize how good they have it.
15. 2018-10-14 at 3:21 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mama say that he got drugs in his system. New image old me so they miss him.
16. 2018-10-14 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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