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Say a cop was also a part-time pizza delivery driver

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And you live where weed is illegal and he delivers to you and smells marijuanas.

    Do you think he'd try and arrest you right there (is he able to) or call it in or do nothing?
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    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    He would probably laugh it off unless he is a douchebag and has a chip on his shoulder like some cops
  3. #3
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    I was at a party with an off duty cop and he wouldn't smoke but he loved rolling the joints
    Forgot to add weed is illegal here
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I would hope most cops would be cool and just let it go, especially since they'd probably see it all the time. I'd guess the majority of them wouldn't do anything, but who knows?
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    They have incenses that smell like weed.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm They have incenses that smell like weed.

    Yes which only fucking retards use.
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right.

    Who is to say it was weed & not an incense?

    Nobody that's who, sucker !
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right.

    Who is to say it was weed & not an incense?

    Nobody that's who, sucker !

    I believe the odor of contraband is considered probable cause.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine He would probably laugh it off unless he is a douchebag and has a chip on his shoulder like some cops

    that

    when off-duty, cops dont give a fuck unless youve pissed them off

    i know cops that will literally leave a place if something 'wonky' is going on that might get them in trouble.
  11. #11
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    I have had many cops steal my weed and I never went to jail.
  12. #12
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i know cops that will literally leave a place if something 'wonky' is going on that might get them in trouble.

    at the end of the day it's just a job and who wants to work more?
  13. #13
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ I believe the odor of contraband is considered probable cause.

    It is, which makes weed insence basically the easiest way to forfit your 4th amendment rights aside from straight up telling the cops they can search your place. 😅
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    OP is a delissio shill
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thats quite the quandary mq. what if you were aressted by a vice cop in a jack shack jerking your meat in a glory hole and a cop sucks you off and then after he kicks in the door and was like "I CUAGHT YOU JACKING OFF IN A JACK OFF BOOTH FAGGOT! YOURE ASS IS MINE!"

    while he's standing there arresting you, he liiterally has your semen in his corruptly well groomed beared

    totally puts the sledge hammer on you

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  16. #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol wtf
  17. #17
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol wtf

    At least you quit shaking your head.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Maybe, maybe not.
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    Mq. I had a cop show up at my house when I had some problems with my son, I had called them. I had just finished getting high and you could smell it. He never said a word and he was definitely “on duty”. Guess he just wasn’t in the mood to be a dick.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Mq. I had a cop show up at my house when I had some problems with my son, I had called them. I had just finished getting high and you could smell it. He never said a word and he was definitely “on duty”. Guess he just wasn’t in the mood to be a dick.

    yeah its just not worth their time sometimes
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