*sigh* So I was like "fuck you mom, i'll blow my head off in front of you"

1. 2018-10-12 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q No it's not. A mother's love for her son is profound beyond words…

   
   That's not the kind of advice we condone here.
2. 2018-10-12 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #22
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   30..
3. 2018-10-12 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #23
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Item 9 ^ fine, i guess I wont blow my head off in front of my mom.

   
   It'd be a good laugh tho
   
   
   
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4. 2018-10-12 at 3:27 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH 30..

   
   yeah, nuff said, i know
   
   anyways, ah shit, think she might be taking the day off but i'll pray she leaves, maybe i get another 211 or something.
5. 2018-10-12 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Greeeeeaat, assfuck already mentioned it to me, like I really give a shit And she said I said "blow my brains out", no shitface, I said "head off"
6. 2018-10-12 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Is there really a difference?
7. 2018-10-12 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   i dont like the way brains out sounds
8. 2018-10-12 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   i think she took the day off, why me
   
   I'll have a chance to get booze later though
9. 2018-10-12 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   I imagine she took the day off to keep an eye on you since you said you want to kill yourself, it's what parents do
10. 2018-10-12 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by itybit I imagine she took the day off to keep an eye on you since you said you want to kill yourself, it's what parents do

    
    she wants to make sure he goes through with it
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    • Speedy Parker
11. 2018-10-12 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #31
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    🔫
12. 2018-10-12 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk 🔫

    
    reported.
13. 2018-10-12 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is why I don’t have kids. I’d blow your head off for you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • tee hee hee, 
    • Item 9
14. 2018-10-12 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol