I like jokes

1. 2018-10-10 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   lol I made a bumnch of good jokes in this thread
   
   "im really good at making jokes"
   
   - my mom
   
   
   A guy named Tom went to the Dentist's office *capital Dentist* and was like hi I need my tooth fixed
   
   The Dentist whose name is Aearl was like hi welcome I can fix your tooth, that's totally what I do
   
   Tom said "ok well it's my back left molar or whatever, I'm not sure exactly
   
   Aaerl says to him, he says "ok that's actually me specialty, let me see what I can do"
   
   
   So Tom says to him "ok cool! this is what I came here for, lets get this show on the road Aaerl."
   
   And then Aeerl says to him
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
2. 2018-10-10 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Post of the week right there
3. 2018-10-10 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #23
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Don't quit your day job guys.
4. 2018-10-10 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Q. A little moron and a big moron were sitting on a mountain cliff eating lunch. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
   
   A. uo ǝɹoɯ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq
5. 2018-10-10 at 5:43 PM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Q. A little moron and a big moron were sitting on a mountain cliff eating lunch. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
   
   A. uo ǝɹoɯ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq

   
   D. my face barely moves.
6. 2018-10-10 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Q. What state in America is high in the middle and round at both ends?
   
   A. oıɥO
7. 2018-10-10 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by stl1 The one hand has the strength to rip your throat out.
   
   The other hand has a sideways .380.

   
   
8. 2018-10-11 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Knock knock
9. 2018-10-11 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #29
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ghost Knock knock

   
   Who's there?
   
   

   Show spoiler
10. 2018-10-11 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Who's there?

    
    FBI HANDS UP!
    
11. 2018-10-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost FBI HANDS UP!
    

    
    Not being able to smash in the door on the first try is apparently a "sign" of a drug dealer. Apparently drug dealers all have their doors "hardened", to give them a chance to flush evidence, so having a decent door is a sign they are drug dealers.
    
    Also livestream right now is (((Ice Poseidon))) complaining about forgetting his wallet all those years ago.
12. 2018-10-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Ghost FBI HANDS UP!
    

    
    You have the wrong address, occifer.
13. 2018-10-11 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #33
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star This made me famous in my country! I walk down the street and I hear from a car YOU TAKE A GOWILLA FIST IN THE ASS

    
    nuff said
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ghost
14. 2018-10-11 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Q. A little moron and a big moron were sitting on a mountain cliff eating lunch. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
    
    A. uo ǝɹoɯ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq

    
    Cute 😊
15. 2018-10-11 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ughhu nuff said

    
    
16. 2018-10-11 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by A College Professor Yeah I thought so too, he's pretty cool.
    
    

    
    Lol thought there was summing sqiirting out his eye into the cup.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-10-11 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #37
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by stare rape What do you call a black man in a Mercedes?
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    That's a bit offensive man, I mean just because he's adopted doesn't mean he's gonna steal a car.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-10-11 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #38
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    why did humans migrate out of africa ?
    
    because niggers.