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  1. Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    I'm hunry... and what to make to eat. off to the kitchen.
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  2. coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    me too. need to lick maybe even eat the bottoms of some apples asap...

    if only someone volunteered...

    i have the sadz
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  3. xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    And more rain right on queue. ☔️
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  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Why my imaginary girlfriend broke up with me today? I-I just can’t believe she’d do this to me. Bitch don’t even exist so I’m freaking out like this?! I miss her, I miss her so...Someone take me out of my misery because-

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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'm kinda nutty. Lol
    Sometimes I read the stuff I post for shits & giggles & think what in the fuck?
    Oops 😇 🙃
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  6. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I'm kinda nutty. Lol
    Sometimes I read the stuff I post for shits & giggles & think what in the fuck?
    Oops 😇 🙃

    That's what I say when I read your posts. We have something in common.
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy the storm didn’t hit my friend whoop whoop!😁
    Was worried for her 😭
    But now it’s all good

    Yessss!
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Why my imaginary girlfriend broke up with me today? I-I just can’t believe she’d do this to me. Bitch don’t even exist so I’m freaking out like this?! I miss her, I miss her so…Someone take me out of my misery because-


    LMAO@ My emotions😋
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  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's what I say when I read your posts. We have something in common.


    Ya well, it gets a lil weird sometimes in this lil peanut but sometimes it makes perfect sense. K ☺️
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  10. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    And I was thinking about moving to Florida. Maybe I should wait a few days.
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  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Killing and fucking beautiful women and vice versa
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Killing and fucking beautiful women and vice versa

    Killing AND fucking?

    Helll, I can take the killing but not the fucking!
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Killing AND fucking?

    Helll, I can take the killing but not the fucking!

    in that order...
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho And I was thinking about moving to Florida. Maybe I should wait a few days.

    now is the best time. all the traffic is going in the opposite direction...youll have a clear road
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Who is Tommy?


    Tick tock, Tick Tock.
  16. Ninjesus Houston
    Nothing
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl

    Either that or a bad left rear leg.
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh my goodness. How could I be dumb, or retarded if I just wasn't aware? How fucking far back do I have to reach to grab a straw? That's so crazy to me... Do I control U so much?
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    That's ridiculous to me. Like completely out of bounds, eating bananas in the desert without a drop of water unreal to me.
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