2018-10-09 at 1:57 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Pile up all the bibles and then pile up their bodies on top. The we’ll really test “it’s in god’s hands”
FUCK JESUS 666
2018-10-09 at 1:58 AM UTC
anyone thumping their bible should take better care of their important pieces of literature fam, I would never thump my several bibles, all books are always treated with respect.
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2018-10-09 at 1:58 AM UTC
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2018-10-09 at 2:08 AM UTC
glad to see some people still aren't complete degenerates
2018-10-09 at 2:10 AM UTC
I’m ready to die because I’m going to HEAvEN and these streets aren’t gold
2018-10-09 at 2:13 AM UTC
Also Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so
2018-10-09 at 2:15 AM UTC
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left
2018-10-09 at 2:18 AM UTC
you've got a point though that's a dope fucking song and I'm pretty sure neither the jedis or the romans would approve so I guess that gets my seal of approval shiiiet
2018-10-09 at 2:21 AM UTC
to be honest totse was a gangsters paradise famalam
2018-10-09 at 2:21 AM UTC
I just wish I could see the disappointment on their faces when they die and realize they were wrong. Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for them, they won't have to experience that. I guess that's why it's fun to just think you're going to a magic land when you dieded. So sad thoughts and prayers.
They have those plays at churches sometimes, I can't remember the name, where the concept is basically 'what if you're wrong? Do you wanna risk that?' and its a bunch of scenarios where people die randomly and then some of them are brought to heaven and get to see all their dead relatives and everyone hugs and happies and some of them get met by SATAN and are all "oohh wait nooo nooo WAAIT I WAS GOOD I WAS A GOOD PERSON!"
Fear mongering to try and convince dumbasses that it makes more sense to just believe in their thing lest you are possibly wrong and burn in hell forever. How COMPELLING. haha
2018-10-09 at 2:23 AM UTC
yeah well I smoked salvia on the beach after eating an acid cookie and spent an eternity in hell and that was just the afternoon
2018-10-09 at 2:23 AM UTC
God’s face will be my dog waiting to greet me. Everybody shit up.
2018-10-09 at 2:24 AM UTC
If they can’t understand it
How can they teach me?
I guess they can’t I guess they won’t
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2018-10-09 at 2:26 AM UTC
I can't live a normal life