Just woke up, how is everybody?

1. 2016-05-04 at 8:15 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How was your dad? How was your day? Did any conflict arise? What did you learn? What did you think about?
   
   Will update this thread with my own experiences within 24 hours after I fly through the 4th dimension, but in the mean time, I need to learn about you.
2. 2016-05-04 at 8:58 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Died. Dead. No. Nothing. Nothing.
   
   
3. 2016-05-04 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you think I'm poltically correct?
   
   If so...hahaha fucker you know nothing....your ded is ded, hail stanford 6^6sqrt6
4. 2016-05-04 at 9:19 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   No
5. 2016-05-04 at 9:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who was phone?
6. 2016-05-04 at 11:07 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   ur mum m8
7. 2016-05-04 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Dad's a bit on the dead side.
   
   Just closed his bank accounts yesterday.
   
   Banker was this asian dude who kept saying how sorry he was and apologizing for random things. Like he clicked a pen off as he handed it to me and was like "oh, I apologize".
   
   Also the place was your typical ostentatious SF bank, big ass vaulted ceilings, one open space, marble floors and everyone was wearing stupidly expensive suits.
   
   The ambience made me feel an odd mix of uneasy, self loathing, and salingeresque contempt for society, which then fed back into the self loathing part.
   
   Also I had a really nice greek salad for lunch, it came with warm pita bread and balsamic dressing. I've give it an 8/10 but a bit on the pricy side. Such is life in the fidi tho.
   
   That's how my day was, thanks for asking sploo, very considerate of you.
8. 2016-05-04 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   bank accounts
   asian dude
   clicked a pen
   ostentatious SF
   marble floors
   expensive suits.
   ambience
   salingeresque
   greek salad
   pita bread
   balsamic dressing

   
   You are everything that is wrong with this world
   
9. 2016-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Really "salingeresque" and "fidi" were the most egregious violations. Up your game son
10. 2016-05-04 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    oh wait, you got salingeresque, ok, 1 for 2 isn't so bad
11. 2016-05-04 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    meh yeah its my day off, im kind of hungover , i went and did stupid stuff last night like watch basket ball at a bar and call fat chicks slampigs. I'm about to go to sleep now, I'm eating some barbocoa tacos though atleatst
    
    i went to go buy tomato soup at walgreens and this girl comes up behind me basically say "charmed to meet u whut can i halp u with??!" covered in a bunch of whore paint, and it kind of freaked me out because i was tired.
    
    and i said "tomatoe supe" and she couldn't even do it , i found it myself.
    
12. 2016-05-04 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Shit, I'm really sorry to hear it Lanny. I hope everything's okay with you and your family.
13. 2016-05-04 at 4:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Shit, I'm really sorry to hear it Lanny. I hope everything's okay with you and your family.

    
    Stop sucking dick for mod
14. 2016-05-04 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hard. Thanks for asking.
15. 2016-05-05 at 9:10 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Update: The only thing I did yesterday was make this vocaroo message http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F1c5XlrVDK
    
    Also I ate frozen pizza. Went to bed at 6PM I think. My schedule is 3 AM to 6 PM
    
    Before I went to sleep I was laying down for a long time hugging my imaginary ashley pet, which I do every day. I'm pro schizoid so even though I do nothing I spend half of my day laying down in the dark apathetically cuddling with imaginary friends. The other half is runescape. My metaphysical IQ is like 170 but my physical IQ is like 0.
    
    
    
    #splooflirting and also trying to do a cuck because she has a BF. Rate my flirting style and persona and give suggestions on how to best make her think I'm a sweet neat toilet seat.
    
16. 2016-05-05 at 9:29 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sometimes I feel like the absolute purposelessness and apathy of my existence is about half of a step away from death
17. 2016-05-05 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I cuddle with imaginary friends ffs, and what's worse is it's my favorite thing to do. I think I took so much bundy it manifested as a hallucinatory hot chick who lives within my mind.
18. 2016-05-05 at 10:54 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Schizoid god.
19. 2016-05-05 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    How was your dad? How was your day? Did any conflict arise? What did you learn? What did you think about?

    
    My dad is drunk. I am on nutmeg, DPH, weed and coffee today. I had conflict with nutmeg not dissolving in my coffee it turns into sand and I have to scoop it with a spoon and swallow with coffee. I learned that I'm sick of the taste and feeling of nutmeg. I am thinking about getting my gelatin capsules out of storage and trading my scales for weed and eating all my nutmeg today
    
20. 2016-05-05 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nutmeg is a once a week/once a month thing