Sitting on your anus

1. 2018-10-06 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I've recently begun this habbit where I slide my ass cheeks apart and sit on my bare anus when I'm sitting down in my chair. But now come to think of it, I should try to stop cause it seems kinda gay.
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   • A College Professor
2. 2018-10-06 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Actually we all sit on our ischial tuberosities!
3. 2018-10-06 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 I've recently begun this habbit where I slide my ass cheeks apart and sit on my bare anus when I'm sitting down in my chair. But now come to think of it, I should try to stop cause it seems kinda gay.

   
   im santa claus
   
   c'mere and sit on my lap.
4. 2018-10-06 at 3 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Actually we all sit on our ischial tuberosities!

   
   im going to cram my cock into your icky tuber
5. 2018-10-06 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol. Silly 😋
6. 2018-10-06 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You should wear a buttplug too
7. 2018-10-06 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Ghost You should wear a buttplug too

   
   Fag
8. 2018-10-06 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Beware vapor lock.
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   • Speedy Parker
9. 2018-10-06 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   totse3.com Space Nigga
   I dunno.. there's something kind of faggy abo .. oh wait. You said that already.
   
   ^signed
10. 2018-10-06 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Your gonna get lint up your ass..
11. 2018-10-06 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Your gonna get lint up your ass..

    
    How you know?
12. 2018-10-07 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb How you know?

    
    He makes a dingle berry windshield cover to go along with his tiny lowrider steering wheel!
13. 2018-10-07 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com He makes a dingle berry windshield cover to go along with his tiny lowrider steering wheel!

    
    youve been consulting with Bill Krozby on full-k­roz tier posts again
    
    you should stop
14. 2018-10-07 at 1:49 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb How you know?

    
    Got some up there.. It's soft..
15. 2018-10-07 at 3:26 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    If you see dingleberrys on a lady, just suggest it's waxing time.
16. 2018-10-07 at 3:36 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse3.com If you see dingleberrys on a lady, just suggest it's waxing time.

    
    in that case...its time to wax your chin and upper lip
17. 2018-10-07 at 5:13 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock in that case…its time to wax your chin and upper lip

    
    Shut up old man and get back into geriatrics before I call the white coats on your ass.
18. 2018-10-07 at 5:17 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It wouldn't be part of the sitting process at all if I could help it. The ideal would be having it displayed in a gallery alongside my other organs for public viewing.
19. 2018-10-07 at 5:20 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    call an advice nurse and ask how much ice you should jam up in your dank hole.