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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have so little recollection of the past week.
I (hazily/vaguely) remember doing a few of the following things: 1. Buying two whole CASES of Sherry/Brandy and a bottle of Southern Comfort and drinking with a bunch of homeless folk one morning. 2. Smoking crack in a pub bathroom. 3. Drunk/benzo'd/GHB'd texting escorts from leolist (Canadian replacement for Backpage). 4. Posting a bunch on Totse (yeah, I'm calling this site Totse, pro'lem? meet me outside! :madface:). 5. Spending a FUCKTON of money.
And what do I have to show for it?
A near-empty bank account and a whole lot of regret.
I'm legit "re-evaluating my life" right now. I always thought that was a trite, cliche saying, but maybe it's worth doing from time to time.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Yes not only that but they're purposefully being pushed by the jedis to degrade and destroy our society.
Quit drugs (except for the occasional 420) and take up other activities such as exercise, self growth, raise a white family, get a pet and pour your heart into them etc You'll thank yourself once you hit your 40s.
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
Yes not only that but they're purposefully being pushed by the jedis to degrade and destroy our society.
Quit drugs (except for the occasional 420) and take up other activities such as exercise, self growth, raise a white family, get a pet and pour your heart into them etc You'll thank yourself once you hit your 40s.
you're not even whyte and you sleep in your car lol
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
bitch i will skin your ass raw, I'm like a chainsaw and if my day keeps going this way i might just fucking break your already broken face tonight deo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
the only part of your anatomy that will ever touch my ass is your tongue.
thats adorable. where did you steal that saying from because everyone knows you didnt come up with it yourself. its cute how you try so hard only to fail even harder.
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