Dying via nuke

2018-10-03 at 11:36 PM UTC

#1

I can't stop thinking about getting killed by a nuclear weapon. I like to think about all the different ways to die via nuke. First I think about standing right next to a nuclear weapon right before it detonates. Technically the "explosion" occurs so quickly that I should be carbonized instantaneously by the tremendous heat. But I am going to feel something. I just can't imagine what the sensation would be like. Then I like to think about standing fifty feet from a nuke before it detonates. Then one hundred yards. Then five hundred yards. I like to think about how far I need to get away from the nuke so that I can experience its power. I want to see what it is like to be exposed to extreme heat. I like to think about what is going on inside of my body when I am exposed to the heat. I like to visualize myself in "MRI vision". I like to think of my brain being cooked in to steam and escaping through my eyelids in to the air. I like to think about the layers of tissue on my body being destroyed and seeing my blood get fried. I just can't help but wonder about the awesome power of nuclear weapons.

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2018-10-03 at 11:39 PM UTC

#2

HTS highlight reel

I think about this too. I don't think you'd feel anything standing right next to it, tbh.

2018-10-03 at 11:42 PM UTC

#3

eBagger Tuskegee Airman

Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey!

I haven't seen that name in ages.

I like to think about that shit too. Its too bad if that shit went off we'd be blind if we saw it.

I'd like to think I have the awareness to look away at the initial blast, so I could see the mushroom cloud rise and the rest of the aftermath.

And to keep having vision so I could find my way over to the nearest abandoned pharmacy and proceed to achieve an end-of-times level of crunkness

2018-10-03 at 11:45 PM UTC

#4

Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

I was traumatised by an xfiles novelisation about some natives who got accidentally nuked, and became super-powerful ghosts as a result.

Near death experience (NDE) evidence suggests the human spirit can survive death, but does that mean it can survive being nuked?

If you can survive being nuked that suggests you can survive almost anything.

2018-10-03 at 11:50 PM UTC

#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I was just telling Fargo I have a recurring dream about a nuclear bomb, but I do NOT get excited about it.

2018-10-04 at 12 AM UTC

#6

Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

BTW if you want to learn about nukes move to Istanbul.

2018-10-04 at 1:04 AM UTC

#7

larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

I'd like to be mutated, honestly. Maybe a third ball. Possibly a set of wings made of breast tissue with large pierced nipples on the backs. Idk. The possibilities keep me up at night in more ways than one.

2018-10-04 at 1:13 AM UTC

#8

SBTlauien African Astronaut

It'd be so fast that you wouldn't feel a thing.

2018-10-04 at 1:19 AM UTC

#9

NARCassist gollums fat coach

the shockwave from the blast would pulverize your brain and kill you before you even felt the heat.

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2018-10-04 at 1:21 AM UTC

#10

Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Possibly a set of wings made of breast tissue with large pierced nipples on the backs.

Did you eat a chicken, turkey, pheasant, partridge, etc ever?

The breast/flight muscle makes up around 1/3rd the mass of the bird.

Would you like it if your tits made up 1/3rd of your mass?

2018-10-04 at 1:25 AM UTC

#11

larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

I mean, yeah..

Who the fuck are you? Kyle Hill?

2018-10-04 at 1:39 AM UTC

#12

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

The molecules in your body would burn so hot that neutrinos would form and begin emitting out in all directions.

2018-10-04 at 1:39 AM UTC

#13

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Jim I can't stop thinking about getting killed by a nuclear weapon. I like to think about all the different ways to die via nuke. First I think about standing right next to a nuclear weapon right before it detonates. Technically the "explosion" occurs so quickly that I should be carbonized instantaneously by the tremendous heat. But I am going to feel something. I just can't imagine what the sensation would be like. Then I like to think about standing fifty feet from a nuke before it detonates. Then one hundred yards. Then five hundred yards. I like to think about how far I need to get away from the nuke so that I can experience its power. I want to see what it is like to be exposed to extreme heat. I like to think about what is going on inside of my body when I am exposed to the heat. I like to visualize myself in "MRI vision". I like to think of my brain being cooked in to steam and escaping through my eyelids in to the air. I like to think about the layers of tissue on my body being destroyed and seeing my blood get fried. I just can't help but wonder about the awesome power of nuclear weapons.

the human nervous system isnt physically capable of transmitting the pain impulse...processing the sensation...then transmitting it back as pain before the entire body is charcoal-briquetted to the point of no longer being alive.

dying via close range nuke isnt like in the movies. in reality the thermal wave is so hot even the bones turn into some sort of plasma virtually instantaneously.

2018-10-04 at 1:40 AM UTC

#14

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by soybitch 2.0 - The CUM swallowing Did you eat a chicken, turkey, pheasant, partridge, etc ever?

The breast/flight muscle makes up around 1/3rd the mass of the bird.

Would you like it if your tits made up 1/3rd of your mass?

i would like it if his tits made up 1/3 of his mass

2018-10-05 at 7:30 PM UTC

#15

SBTlauien African Astronaut

At least it would be quick and painless.

2018-10-05 at 9:45 PM UTC

#16

Item 9 African Astronaut

mind = blown

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