2018-10-04 at 6:35 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Gonna get laid by hookers
2018-10-04 at 7:05 PM UTC
Steal a woman's purse, when you get to the jail you will get laid.
2018-10-04 at 9:08 PM UTC
If only there was something you could give to a hooker that would make her agree to have sex with you in an agreed upon timeframe.
2018-10-04 at 9:17 PM UTC
i didnt realize getting laid was difficult in other countries. my understanding is that in all non-western countries it is socially acceptable to select a sex partner then take their orifice...consent or no.
2018-10-05 at 1:15 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Pre-burial planning and LW&T.
2018-10-05 at 1:28 AM UTC
pretend you are uropene and hit on american girls, real uropenes scam the shit out of american girls
2018-10-05 at 7:39 PM UTC
The same way people get laid in Hawaii.
HURRRRR
2018-10-05 at 9:54 PM UTC
Imagine going to some exotic country like the Philippines or Nigeria, where white Americans can just slay pussy left and right, as a non-white American.
LMAO having to explain to all the local girls how you're as American as Donald Trump and how they should totally be into you.
2018-10-06 at 12:52 AM UTC
Laughing my pathetic ass off