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How do I get laid in another country

  1. #1
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Gonna get laid by hookers
  2. #2
    Make yourself pretty?
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Steal a woman's purse, when you get to the jail you will get laid.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    If only there was something you could give to a hooker that would make her agree to have sex with you in an agreed upon timeframe.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    i didnt realize getting laid was difficult in other countries. my understanding is that in all non-western countries it is socially acceptable to select a sex partner then take their orifice...consent or no.
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Pre-burial planning and LW&T.
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    Madman African Astronaut
    pretend you are uropene and hit on american girls, real uropenes scam the shit out of american girls
  8. #8
    Lol, is this §m£ÂgØL?
  9. #9
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    No, fuck off.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost If only there was something you could give to a hooker that would make her agree to have sex with you in an agreed upon timeframe.

    Thats what I'm trying to figure out
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The same way people get laid in Hawaii.

    HURRRRR
  12. #12
    Originally posted by GGG No, fuck off.

    Oh ok well I hope an exotic tranny bites your dick off and chews on it in front of you
  13. #13
    Imagine going to some exotic country like the Philippines or Nigeria, where white Americans can just slay pussy left and right, as a non-white American.

    LMAO having to explain to all the local girls how you're as American as Donald Trump and how they should totally be into you.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning LMAO

    *LMRAO
  15. #15
    Originally posted by DietPiano *LMRAO

    *LMPAO
  16. #16
    Laughing my pathetic ass off
  17. #17
    LMPRAO
  18. #18
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Imagine going to some exotic country like the Philippines or Nigeria, where white Americans can just slay pussy left and right, as a non-white American.

    LMAO having to explain to all the local girls how you're as American as Donald Trump and how they should totally be into you.

    I'm European and you don't get laid faggot
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