Would you go to Mars?

1. 2018-10-03 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Number13 If you were the first person on mars and jacked off you'd have the first documented martian life in and on your hands.

   
   😄.. yeah and no one can hear you cream..
2. 2018-10-03 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Exactly I was gonna say something along these lines. I mean you'd have to stay in the little eco bubble area so you wouldn't even really be able to explore, but honestly what is there to explore?
   
   "alright well this is cool, uhh, it all looks the same I guess. Pretty crazy man can't believe we're on Mars"
   
   3 days later
   
   "dude did you bring some board games or something, this is fucking stupid. Can we just go back? Oh, no, that's right we came on the condition knowing there'd be no return. Fuck."
   
   3 days later
   
   "fuck it I'm killing myself. Bye."
   
   I mean yiu wouldn't have any way to share your experience, just appreciate it to yourself for a while and then that's that. Not worth it in my opinion unless I could get wifi signals from earth still.

   
   10th night... hear knock on outside of space capsule door... open door... seventeen Martians standing there holding forks and knives and wearing bibs... close door softly and back away.
3. 2018-10-03 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny of course.
   
   men are incapable of naturally lubing their ass.

   
   
   Guess I walked into that one
4. 2018-10-03 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Guess I walked into that one

   
   How would he know that, though.
5. 2018-10-03 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #25
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   How much would it pay?