Would you go to Mars?

1. 2018-10-03 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   Assuming you were offered the opportunity to go, would you? You don't know if you will survive, but you are supposed to be able to return to Earth eventually.
   
   
2. 2018-10-03 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Yes, i would gladly rape ur mother in front of you.
3. 2018-10-03 at 2:57 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Fuck no it's an obvious scam trying to get rid of people
   
   "Oh yeah we lost the ship"
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4. 2018-10-03 at 5:21 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Hundreds of people have already signed up on a waiting list to be transported to Mars and marooned there with a certain amount of oxygen and supplies. They have also paid retainers of hundreds of thousands of dollars each to assure their spots.
5. 2018-10-03 at 5:28 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I would but, of course, well, you know-
   
6. 2018-10-03 at 5:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Only if I can take my AK with me. Ammo and chest rig, too.
7. 2018-10-03 at 7:11 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Hundreds of people have already signed up on a waiting list to be transported to Mars and marooned there with a certain amount of oxygen and supplies. They have also paid retainers of hundreds of thousands of dollars each to assure their spots.

   
   "Yeah bro it's just a deposit, you will get it back"
8. 2018-10-03 at 8:30 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The fuck is there to do on Mars?
   
   Sounds boring as fuck.
   
   I'll wait until they build a few theme parks and set up some Martian-chick brothels.
   
   That and some exotic interplanetary psychoactive compounds. I will try some Mars drugs.
9. 2018-10-03 at 1:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would go anywhere that's not this shithole
10. 2018-10-03 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    First night there you would get jumped by Martians.
11. 2018-10-03 at 2:31 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I would go anywhere that's not this shithole

    
    
12. 2018-10-03 at 4:06 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No. Looks boring and bare.
13. 2018-10-03 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    its a shutins and hikikomoris wet dream coming true.
14. 2018-10-03 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its a shutins and hikikomoris wet dream coming true.

    
    Can't speak for others but my dreams of Mars are pretty damn dry
15. 2018-10-03 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by gadzooks The fuck is there to do on Mars?
    
    Sounds boring as fuck.
    
    I'll wait until they build a few theme parks and set up some Martian-chick brothels.
    
    That and some exotic interplanetary psychoactive compounds. I will try some Mars drugs.

    
    Exactly I was gonna say something along these lines. I mean you'd have to stay in the little eco bubble area so you wouldn't even really be able to explore, but honestly what is there to explore?
    
    "alright well this is cool, uhh, it all looks the same I guess. Pretty crazy man can't believe we're on Mars"
    
    3 days later
    
    "dude did you bring some board games or something, this is fucking stupid. Can we just go back? Oh, no, that's right we came on the condition knowing there'd be no return. Fuck."
    
    3 days later
    
    "fuck it I'm killing myself. Bye."
    
    I mean yiu wouldn't have any way to share your experience, just appreciate it to yourself for a while and then that's that. Not worth it in my opinion unless I could get wifi signals from earth still.
16. 2018-10-03 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Can't speak for others but my dreams of Mars are pretty damn dry

    
    of course.
    
    men are incapable of naturally lubing their ass.
17. 2018-10-03 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    OT.. Sure, just to piss people off..
    
    
    
    
18. 2018-10-03 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    If you were the first person on mars and jacked off you'd have the first documented martian life in and on your hands.
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19. 2018-10-03 at 8:53 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'll go when I can walk there.
20. 2018-10-03 at 8:56 PM UTC

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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    no. there is no air up there.