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There is a literal civil war being fought over the internet

  1. #1
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    You can see it everywhere
    All sides are fighting for control over the future.
    The satanic pedophile jedis plotting to take over the world.
    Communism unironically being popular in the west.
    Freedoms quietly being taken away slowly over time.
    There will be a clash of civilizations soon this is inevitable and a way the universe functions.
    I just can't believe it's happening and so soon.
    I never expected something like this to happen in my lifetime.
    Fuck you humans
    I was perfectly happy then
    The internet felt so happy and free and people were so much more innocent and happy back then.
    It feels like we're in a dystopian cyberpunk world now.
    Maybe I should go full hiki right now for the next ten years and block out any news or contact with the outside world, then come out again and hopefully things will be better.
    If not then I'll join a militia and take down the forces of evil idk
  2. #2
    They’re fighting to satiate their own egos. Maybe 5 people actually care about the future.
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  3. #3
    At least the civil war is being fought by both sides now, for a very long time only one side was fighting.
  4. #4
    what war ?

    people these days keep confusing pillow fights for war.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what war ?

    people these days keep confusing pillow fights for war.

    The meme war.

    jedis didn't take over the world with bombs or bullets.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i think you mean a "virtual war"
  7. #7
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Rumors of war.
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    When everyone starts posting super weird & demon like, I'm like "oh, they are playing their vr game again smh" 😋
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULACRA, PREPARE FOR HELL ON THE FLAT VIRTUAL EARTH!

    *fucking mind blown*
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  10. #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol smh
  11. #11
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning The meme war.

    jedis didn't take over the world with bombs or bullets.

    thats just meme pillow fights.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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  13. #13
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Maybe the taliban was right?
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats just meme pillow fights.

    Memes matter more than wars.
  15. #15
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Well .. it’s actually good news if all the evil of the world takes over cyberspace .. now all the good doers have to do is figure out how to fry them virtually forevahhhhhhhhhhh ALL evil at one time.

    It’s great news. Utopia on earth is possible after all. My day ends on a good note. Yipppee
  16. #16
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala They’re fighting to satiate their own egos. Maybe 5 people actually care about the future.

    I care about my future.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Boi oboi Lyndsie Zwycial lost a lot of weight.

    Go get her Bill Krozby!
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mewsik Well .. it’s actually good news if all the evil of the world takes over cyberspace .. now all the good doers have to do is figure out how to fry them virtually forevahhhhhhhhhhh ALL evil at one time.

    It’s great news. Utopia on earth is possible after all. My day ends on a good note. Yipppee

    this whole 'cyber warfare' thing is comedic.

    the solution is as simple as pulling a plug out of the wall.
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  19. #19
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    stupid ppl plus internet equals bad things.

    That’s what we have here. As soon as all the old white ppl that run shit figure out this new fangled internet/media mind control thing...we’ll all go back to normal 👍🏻
  20. #20
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I care about my future.

    Sure, most people do. Not many people actually care about the future past their own lifespan though.
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