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  1. #41
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but the betamen makes all the laws. or had laws made for them.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-decriminalise-domestic-violence-vladimir-putin-ultra-conservative-family-laws-a7541371.html
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-decriminalise-domestic-violence-vladimir-putin-ultra-conservative-family-laws-a7541371.html

    Russia is different, they have the Babushka Menace to confront.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Russia is different, they have the Babushka Menace to confront.

    Babushka menace? My babushka taught me to count before all them other niggas learned it in class. She would take me to gymnastics practice after class, too. Not a menace.
  4. #44
    Ghost Black Hole
    Wtf I have a babushka
  5. #45
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Babushka menace? My babushka taught me to count before all them other niggas learned it in class. She would take me to gymnastics practice after class, too. Not a menace.

    Matrushka on my pishka
  6. #46
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS *shrug*

    I'm over it. Chips were purchased… eventually. I don't think he forgot, the store is like 2 minutes away. He just wanted to hurt me. 😭

    It's true. I'm punishing you for not going out with me. I know you don't like being seen with me in public and you always do things like move your hand away or put it in your pocket when I try to hold your hand.
  7. #47
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Why doesnt hts like to be seen in public w/ ghost?
  8. #48
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Ghost It's true. I'm punishing you for not going out with me. I know you don't like being seen with me in public and you always do things like move your hand away or put it in your pocket when I try to hold your hand.

    BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE WEIRD FOR BEING WITH ME. I'm hella ugly. You should be refusing to show affection towards me when we're in a public setting.
  9. #49
    Ghost Black Hole
    Probably because I'm invisible and she looks like mental hospital escapee walking around with her arm sticking out, laughing at my jokes and react to getting slapped on the ass.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by HTS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE WEIRD FOR BEING WITH ME. I'm hella ugly. You should be refusing to show affection towards me when we're in a public setting.

    Omg would you quit it you are precious.

    You two love each other. Fuck in public if you have to!
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Babushka menace? My babushka taught me to count before all them other niggas learned it in class. She would take me to gymnastics practice after class, too. Not a menace.

    Only because your grandpa kept his whip hand high.
  12. #52
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Ghost It's true. I'm punishing you for not going out with me. I know you don't like being seen with me in public and you always do things like move your hand away or put it in your pocket when I try to hold your hand.

    Hahaha!
  13. #53
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by HTS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE WEIRD FOR BEING WITH ME. I'm hella ugly. You should be refusing to show affection towards me when we're in a public setting.

    Attention whore.
  14. #54
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I just typed the meanest post I ever even thought about but then I deleted it. You can't even imagine.
  15. #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Risi, be nice.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by RisiR † I just typed the meanest post I ever even thought about but then I deleted it. You can't even imagine.

    Post it.
  17. #57
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Has hts’s dad hung himself yet? Or does he just sit upstairs and drink himself to death?

    We need the dynamics!
  18. #58
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Archer513 Has hts’s dad hung himself yet? Or does he just sit upstairs and drink himself to death?

    We need the dynamics!

    No, he's pretty cool for an old dude. I think he likes me because it's kind of like having the son he never had, I have done lots of things a father/son would do together like moving heavy furniture or helping with mechanical stuff.

    Her parents are both really positive happy people that are very nice and they like to socialize a lot. Just typical white suburban people which I'm not used to at all.

    My parents smoked crack and were involved in a criminal organization and grew weed when I was younger and I smoke weed with both my parents and I call my dad a pussy for not wanting to learn to cook meth.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #59
    HTS highlight reel
    Now he's refusing to buy me 40 timbits ("donut holes" for you Americans). Fucker.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by HTS Now he's refusing to buy me 40 timbits ("donut holes" for you Americans). Fucker.

    Eat a salad.
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