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Killing myself on my birthday

  1. #41
    Probably because you’re talking about imaginary glasses.
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala She’s not wearing glasses.

    well that makes it even worse. haha you're right though I thought she was wearing Buddy Holly type spectacles.
  3. #43
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's what you call a nose?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #44
    Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
  5. #45
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Suicide shows a gross ingratitude for the life you've been given and decided to waste.

    people have this mythical assumption that all human lives are conceived and created with lovely crayon-colored willful, loveful and gratitudeful intent.

    this is not always the case.

    most of the luckier among us are a product of unintended accidents, while a few of the unlucky ones are the products of miscegenation, or forceful copulation or even miscegenatic forceful copulation.

    there are no gratitude for thrashes.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's the drugs actually talking, too. Drugs induce feelings of hopelessness and desperation.

    those anti drug posters from the 70s must be really powerful you remember them to these days.
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Asians are the least sympathetic people in the world and will almost always just casually walk by when people are dead on the street like a horrific accident happens in front of them. I wonder why. HMMMMMMM
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    Originally posted by mmQ Asians are the least sympathetic people in the world and will almost always just casually walk by when people are dead on the street like a horrific accident happens in front of them. I wonder why. HMMMMMMM

    we are not supposed to meddle in the affairs of nature or subvert, bend, or detour its course.

    darwin and his rules should reign supreme.
  9. #49
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Nothing happens outside of nature, how can there be "unnatural"?
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Nil Nothing happens outside of nature, how can there be "unnatural"?

    thats like saying that nothing can be inorganic in living organic organisms.

    when i shove a giant 20 inch dildo up your ass, would you consider that dildo to be organic ?

    to be a part of you ?

    not all things that happen in nature is natural. nature isnt just an entity or a body.

    it has an intention, rules, and a way of flow. it has tau, the law.
  11. #51
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    if you don't like someone you could kill yourself on their birthday so it will never be celebrated the same way again
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Zanick if you don't like someone you could kill yourself on their birthday so it will never be celebrated the same way again

    thats the best birthday present i could ask for from people who dont like me.

    bestest birthday present.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Zanick if you don't like someone you could kill yourself on their birthday so it will never be celebrated the same way again

    incidently todays my birthday.
  14. #54
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    happy birthday, I hope you realize how meaningless that is as you go about your miserable life
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Zanick happy birthday, I hope you realize how meaningless that is as you go about your miserable life

    why do you think i come here for.
  16. #56
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm sorry, that was out of line. I forgot that everyone who comes here has something wrong with them.
  17. #57
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sometimes it's really tempting to max out all my credit cards driving around the country for a few months getting really fucked up before an heroing, but I know that I would end up with a newfound passion for life at the end of it and a shitload of debt.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Sometimes it's really tempting to max out all my credit cards driving around the country for a few months getting really fucked up before an heroing, but I know that I would end up with a newfound passion for life at the end of it and a shitload of debt.

    how do you know you've never tried it.

    maybe you won't.
  19. #59
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny incidently todays my birthday.

    Happy birthday!! 🎈🎁🎈
    Any plans?
  20. #60
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Happy birthday!! 🎈🎁🎈
    Any plans?

    yea, do you like me ?

    if yes, provide nude selfies,

    if not, gkyf.
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