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  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Pierce: He needs 100ml of I.V. (intra vaginal) semen STAT
    Houlihan: Cockeye, he's probably not going to make it, we need to prioritize other patients
    Pierce: I can't just give up on him damnit! Get me some lube, I'm going in
    Potter: Cockeye, I need you in tent B ASAP, get your cock out of that mans ass and your ass out of that tent
    Pierce: I'm sorry sir, I just can't do that right now

    Hairy Pooter and Wholeahand were my favorite characters.
  2. #22
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo I thought this thread was about the terrible mettalica album but it turned out to be worse

    September 2008

    Received a photo credit in Metallica’s Death Magnetic album. It should have gone to Derek Brooks. →

    -harperreed.com



    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb No, he's right! Metallica sux!

    Go listen to your Jonas Brother albums, Son!
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Lannny's Obscure Army (of) Deception.

    Will be Commie as Shit!

    [itps://i.imgur.com/ymHd9Cc.jpg

    –S: Signed

    -RO: Reject/Object (You still might be inducted into service)

    BCDBE: Bad Conduct Discharged Before Entering (couldn't make it through medical checkup without popping off to doctors-Jailed for 6 months)

    BFW: Blinding F&&&ing Obvious (already joined before it officially *Became A Thang*)

    GTFOMF: Get The Funk Outta My Face

    CWFF: Comes With Free Fishsticks (if you join by Jan 1st 2019)

    im going to give you a bad conduct discharge after entering...and im not pulling out
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just came for the fishsticks.

    i just came
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