Buying Velcro shoes is like giving up on life

1. 2018-09-28 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
   Laces aren’t that much work you lazy cunts
2. 2018-09-28 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston
   Astronauts use Velcro
3. 2018-09-28 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Fuck you get a job worthless space fuck
4. 2018-09-28 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Fuck you get a job worthless space fuck

   
   get a life, you homeless nigger cock sucking unterbottom bitch
5. 2018-09-28 at 1:47 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   
   
   Triathlon laces change everything.
6. 2018-09-28 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've had laced shoes for as long as I can remember and Ive tied them as many number of times as I've bought new shoes. I know a lot of people do that, buy shoes that you can keep tied and slip into. I kinda though everyone does that these days. Ain't nobody got time for Mr. Roger's style all getting into it.
7. 2018-09-28 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   loose-shoed degenerate
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
8. 2018-09-28 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nigga my shoes are tight as heck.
   
   
9. 2018-09-28 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]

   Originally posted by aldra loose-shoed degenerate

   
   Shoes are tighter than yo momma
10. 2018-09-28 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sevn Shoes are tighter than yo momma

    
    Compliment
11. 2018-09-28 at 1:41 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Agree.
12. 2018-09-28 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sevn Laces aren’t that much work you lazy cunts

    
    Efficiency and convenience, not laziness...your time can be better used.
13. 2018-09-28 at 2 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my belly complains when I bend over to tie my shews
14. 2018-09-28 at 2:01 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so I go with the loose shoes theory so my belly can STFU
15. 2018-09-28 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Is it time to reduce, pole?
16. 2018-09-28 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    If it's good enough for Marty Mcfly...
    
    
17. 2018-09-28 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    those are kick ass
18. 2018-09-28 at 2:45 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Efficiency and convenience, not laziness…your time can be better used.

    
    Unemployed losers like him don't get that concept because he has an abundance of free time.
19. 2018-09-28 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I thought only 5-7 and 60-75 year olds wore them. Silly me!
20. 2018-09-28 at 3:48 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There are actual uses, such as a general contractor might use when frequently entering and exiting a residential home.