Killing yourself

1. 2018-09-27 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #21
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by -SpectraL But then your guts and intestines would stretch for yards on the roadway, and your brain would probably come out and get squished by a passing car.

   
   And I'd be dead, so I wouldn't care. Right? That's how it works?
2. 2018-09-27 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by HTS And I'd be dead, so I wouldn't care. Right? That's how it works?

   
   You should at least respect your own corpse. You want a better death than a squirrel.
3. 2018-09-27 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS And I'd be dead, so I wouldn't care. Right? That's how it works?

   
   Or maybe see the whole thing from a higher dimension, as well as everyone you know and possibly a few hundred or thousands of others
4. 2018-09-27 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ecto the plasm Houston
   You can see yourself die from heaven.
5. 2018-09-28 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #25
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by Item 9 -With a shotgun
   
   -Exit bag using nitrogen
   
   -overdose on fent/heroin/benzo or any combo of those
   
   -Laying my head on a railroad track when a fast train is coming
   
   -carbon monoxide asphixiafion with grilling charcoal

   
   Damn I completely forgot about carbon monoxide poisoning
6. 2018-09-28 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Ecto the plasm Houston
   Nitrous oxide poisoning is better
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Item 9
7. 2018-09-28 at 1 AM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ecto the plasm This is how I would do it
   
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-518499/Buddhist-monk-cut-pieces-run-lawnmower-Milton-Keynes-temple.html

   
   im calling bullshit on that. those tractors have deadman switches that keep them from running unless the occupant is actually in the vehicle. same as jet-skis
8. 2018-09-28 at 1 AM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by stare rape Damn I completely forgot about carbon monoxide poisoning

   
   thats how i managed to get my current job