Apple Store Theives Caught

1. 2018-09-27 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock or…paid for them because they have a job and are smart enough to realize that stolen apple products are brick-ed.

   
   you can never really buy yourself an apple product.
   
   what people are buying are licenses to use apple products.
2. 2018-09-27 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I feel the Apple products to be quite high end and durable.
   
   I’ve had 4 iPhones and never had an issue. Drop them all the time. Never freeze up.
   
   I hate iTunes tho. Fucking bullshit
3. 2018-09-27 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Archer513 I feel the Apple products to be quite high end and durable.
   
   I’ve had 4 iPhones and never had an issue. Drop them all the time. Never freeze up.
   
   I hate iTunes tho. Fucking bullshit

   
   If they're so good why would you need more than 1?
4. 2018-09-27 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #24
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I still have my ipod that i bought like 10yrs ago (not the touch screen one) and altho the screen no longer displays what music is playing it works wonderfully otherwise and the battery life is out of this world after all these yrs.
5. 2018-09-27 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #25
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   I've never been able to justify to myself paying such a high price for a cell phone when I can get something just as good for 1/2 the price in an andriod
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6. 2018-09-27 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by itybit I've never been able to justify to myself paying such a high price for a cell phone when I can get something just as good for 1/2 the price in an andriod

   
   not only "just as good" but better..
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7. 2018-09-27 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I still have my ipod that i bought like 10yrs ago (not the touch screen one) and altho the screen no longer displays what music is playing it works wonderfully otherwise and the battery life is out of this world after all these yrs.

   
   A non Apple one would probably still have the screen working too.
8. 2018-09-27 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 If they're so good why would you need more than 1?

   
   Because the older generation ones stop working well with the operating system revisions and many apps...by design
9. 2018-09-27 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because the older generation ones stop working well with the operating system revisions and many apps…by design

   
   thats bad engineering.
   
   they're supposed to stop working as soon as they're obsolete.
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10. 2018-09-27 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A non Apple one would probably still have the screen working too.

    
    Ive been told how to fix it by baking it at 200c for 25 mins until well done in the middle.
11. 2018-09-27 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats bad engineering.
    
    they're supposed to stop working as soon as they're obsolete.

    
    Back when I worked for Compaq we partnered with Lexmark printers...I was sent to Lexmark up in ermmm...Kentucky... I think it was.
    
    I found out there that their Inkjet printers had self destruct code in them...after so many prints (don't remember exact number but for low end ones it was something like 10,0000 pages) they stopped working... Intentional so you'd go buy another one...obviously not something that was made public.
    
    If you remember the "bigfoot" hard drives back in the late 90s Compaq used in all their shitty computers those too were known duds. I remember reading the document about them that spoke of 40% + known failure rate but we'd bought a shit load so keep using them.
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12. 2018-09-27 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Number13 If they're so good why would you need more than 1?

    
    Upgrades and switching plans. They all work perfectly as iPods around various stereos in the house. I gave one to my niece to play games on.
    
    Apple #1 😎
    
    Keep your welfare wannabe phones...
    
    🤣
13. 2018-09-27 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Ive been told how to fix it by baking it at 200c for 25 mins until well done in the middle.

    
    Whoever told you that is an idiot...it's 350C for 2hrs.
14. 2018-09-27 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #34
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by WellHung .. NO FUCKS GIVEN, BORING BOB. THIS AINT THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWS.

    
    
15. 2018-09-28 at 5:13 AM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back when I worked for Compaq we partnered with Lexmark printers…I was sent to Lexmark up in ermmm…Kentucky… I think it was.
    
    I found out there that their Inkjet printers had self destruct code in them…after so many prints (don't remember exact number but for low end ones it was something like 10,0000 pages) they stopped working… Intentional so you'd go buy another one…obviously not something that was made public.
    
    If you remember the "bigfoot" hard drives back in the late 90s Compaq used in all their shitty computers those too were known duds. I remember reading the document about them that spoke of 40% + known failure rate but we'd bought a shit load so keep using them.

    
    and they blame china for shitty products.
    
    and thats exactly why american workforces are falling behind ; they keep harping in a low dumb voice that
    
    ' we're equipped with high quality hands to produce high quality products with our high quality skills backed by our high quality work ethics, and therefore we command a reasonably high pay ... '
    
    but the truth is that the world, and even americans themselves dont want high quality products any more. they and the world wants high quantity products.
    
    those who claim otherwise are homosexuals, femminist and especially homosexual femminists.
16. 2018-09-28 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blacks were good they had everything nice and simple, like high IQ people, let's just get simple, not too simple, but nice and easy.
    
    Making spears, creating wheels, shit like that.
    
    I like watching docs on African tribes that give no fucks about the white man. And when they do they are curious and happy to meet them. They say hello. They welcome.
    
    Yeah so what we have higher IQs in general. Who cares? To what end? Now we all argue about the stupidest shit that shouldn't even have to be argued over.
    
    I remember the days when a nigga could just argue who gets more of the leg bone meat off the wild boar we all hunted together.
    
    The days when we just sat together in a hut eating our feed and talking about love. Making music with makeshift drums and caring about nothing other than the wellbeing of each other.
    
    The good old days. Hey wanna go fishing? Yes. Ok let's go.
17. 2018-09-28 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #37
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Blacks were good they had everything nice and simple, like high IQ people, let's just get simple, not too simple, but nice and easy.
    
    Making spears, creating wheels, shit like that.
    
    I like watching docs on African tribes that give no fucks about the white man. And when they do they are curious and happy to meet them. They say hello. They welcome.
    
    Yeah so what we have higher IQs in general. Who cares? To what end? Now we all argue about the stupidest shit that shouldn't even have to be argued over.
    
    I remember the days when a nigga could just argue who gets more of the leg bone meat off the wild boar we all hunted together.
    
    The days when we just sat together in a hut eating our feed and talking about love. Making music with makeshift drums and caring about nothing other than the wellbeing of each other.
    
    The good old days. Hey wanna go fishing? Yes. Ok let's go.

    
    I liked the amusing and clever way of getting a rope across a river filled with crocks to that of another tree.. the entire tribe swinging a tribe member to the other side. like a sling shot. and how excited they all were when it was a collective effort of success.
    
    We don't have tribal "Bruh Code" anymore :(
    
    everyone is isolated in tech.
18. 2018-09-28 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #38
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga
    
19. 2018-09-28 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by totse3.com

    
    Top left is the real scary og nigga. The sort who believes in voodoo.
    
    Bottom right is the frizzy haired mulatto who knows better, except not really.
20. 2018-09-28 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #40
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    The guy in the pink shirt is my girlfriend.