2018-09-26 at 11:07 PM UTC
Wrong but funny.
Where's my qualified astrological assessment?
2018-09-26 at 11:24 PM UTC
Ok then you’re a Capricorn. A GOAT in more ways than one.
Capricorns are often immersed in their secrecy, they face the world just as they are – brave enough to never run away, but constantly afraid of their inner monsters. You like family, tradition, music, understated status, and quality craftsmanship. Your dislikes include almost everything at some point.
Capricorns are intelligent and need to be surrounded by people who don’t ask too many nosey questions.
Also, here is your daily horoscope:
About one half of London’s population is white. It is time to question your judgments, morals and prejudice, seeing others as open and lighted as they truly are. Every person is a spark of light in search for knowledge and support.
You wish you could reach the point in which you are able to stand firm on your own two feet and communicate about important issues with the person important to your heart. You are getting closer to this image, so don’t give up.
2018-09-26 at 11:32 PM UTC
Libra was going to be my next guess.
2018-09-27 at 12:06 AM UTC
I'm gonna calm down & rub lotion all over myself. Lol ☺️
2018-09-27 at 12:44 AM UTC
What's my SIGGGVGGGGGGGGGGN whatabb :)out
MeeeeEEEEEeeeEEeEeEEEeeeeeeeeEeeEseee
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGAAH
UUUUUUUGAH
2018-09-27 at 2:04 AM UTC
I'm a Libran
Oh wait.. did they shift the got damn horiscope? I'm not sure it's official just yet.
But I was born under Libra so I'm a Libran regardless of the shift.. that is the future kids.. like Z-gen (The ones that come after the MOON PERSONs)
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2018-09-27 at 2:57 AM UTC
Drake is a Scorpio babe. 💖
That song always reminds me of Ian.💛
I was so embarrassed when he would post it, like gotdamn throw me out on front Street. WTF. I get it tho, it's a super special song to me now. 💓
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2018-09-27 at 3:08 AM UTC
What is my dang ol dang ole sign!?!
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2018-09-27 at 3:15 AM UTC
I don’t interact with you enough to decipher 🧐
My prognosis, quality time 😋lol
LOL!@ my dang’ol
2018-09-27 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2018-09-27 at 3:32 AM UTC
Whoop! Whoop!
Heading home to bubble bath and spliff!
*moonwalks out thread*
😁💖
2018-09-27 at 3:50 AM UTC
Because you bring lots of color and fun to the people you care about?
Hell I didn’t make the chart but I love the candy they chose for mine 😋
Home!
I’ll check back later😇💖
2018-09-27 at 3:54 AM UTC
But PayDay's are one of my favorite.
they need to switch them around a bit
