Killing yourself

1. 2018-09-27 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Ecto the plasm Houston
   How would you do it?
2. 2018-09-27 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   1. Old age.
   
   2. Already doing it.
3. 2018-09-27 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #3
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   My current idea I've been thinking about is getting on the interstate on the bike, pulling up to the nearest section that connects the two sides together
   
   From there I'll take all my gear off and lay it in a pile, then see how long I can survive doing top speed in oncoming traffic
   
   That's a waste of a perfectly good bike though and it would probably fuck up whoever hit me pretty bad mentally, so I'd probably try a couple different forms of overdose first
   
   I refuse to use a gun because I don't want to give the gun grabbers more reason to ban guns
   
   Like I said in TRT I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls
   
   That said none of this is going to happen for at least a year, I'm moving out of the place I'm at now in a couple weeks and I'm almost positive my mental state will improve dramatically once I'm living alone
4. 2018-09-27 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   Inert gas asphyxiation.
   Home made Guillotine.
   Apparatus with multiple pneumatic 3" nail guns mounted on some sort of headrest.
5. 2018-09-27 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   1. Jack rear tire up.
   2. Remove wheel.
   3. Place head squarely under rim.
   4. Release jack lever.
   
   Note: Legs will splay out dramatically for several seconds and then settle to ground ever so slowly, like a gentle snowfall on Christmas.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace, 
   • Sudo
6. 2018-09-27 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston
   This thread was a test. Get help
   
   https://metanoia.org/suicide/
7. 2018-09-27 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #7
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   https://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
8. 2018-09-27 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   You need to hear that people do get through this – even people who feel as badly as you are feeling now. Statistically, there is a very good chance that you are going to live. I hope that this information gives you some sense of hope.

   
   Pretty sure there's a %100 chance I'm going to die.
9. 2018-09-27 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Ecto the plasm Houston

   Originally posted by Nil Pretty sure there's a %100 chance I'm going to die.

   
   Most people survive suicide attempts.
10. 2018-09-27 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. Jack rear tire up.
    2. Remove wheel.
    3. Place head squarely under rim.
    4. Release jack lever.
    
    Note: Legs will splay out dramatically for several seconds and then settle to ground ever so slowly, like a gentle snowfall on Christmas.

    
    Aahahaha
11. 2018-09-27 at 2:18 AM UTC

    #11
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Fentanyl.... fun and done
12. 2018-09-27 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #12
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm This thread was a test. Get help
    
    https://metanoia.org/suicide/

    
    My post was a test. Get fucked
    
    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0235/2123/products/Get_Fucked_Sticker.jpg?v=1521545638
13. 2018-09-27 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Drink so much water non-stop that you drown yourself.
14. 2018-09-27 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #14
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Whatever I'd choose, I'm sure it'd fail but then by chance if/when life would get better I'd get a really aggressive and terminal type of cancer. Such is teeheehee's luck. Sigh.
15. 2018-09-27 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #15
    

    HTS highlight reel
    I'd jump in front of a truck on the highway.
16. 2018-09-27 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    -With a shotgun
    
    -Exit bag using nitrogen
    
    -overdose on fent/heroin/benzo or any combo of those
    
    -Laying my head on a railroad track when a fast train is coming
    
    -carbon monoxide asphixiafion with grilling charcoal
17. 2018-09-27 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    *uck no!
    
    I've already seen hell. lived it. lolz I may see it again but it won't be of my own doing.
18. 2018-09-27 at 9:37 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Heroin and meth sound good, but I'd need to have someone run a line for me, cos I couldn't possibly inject myself.
19. 2018-09-27 at 11:45 PM UTC

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    Ecto the plasm Houston
    This is how I would do it
    
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-518499/Buddhist-monk-cut-pieces-run-lawnmower-Milton-Keynes-temple.html
20. 2018-09-27 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS I'd jump in front of a truck on the highway.

    
    But then your guts and intestines would stretch for yards on the roadway, and your brain would probably come out and get squished by a passing car.