2018-09-27 at 12:24 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. Old age.
2. Already doing it.
2018-09-27 at 12:28 AM UTC
My current idea I've been thinking about is getting on the interstate on the bike, pulling up to the nearest section that connects the two sides together
From there I'll take all my gear off and lay it in a pile, then see how long I can survive doing top speed in oncoming traffic
That's a waste of a perfectly good bike though and it would probably fuck up whoever hit me pretty bad mentally, so I'd probably try a couple different forms of overdose first
I refuse to use a gun because I don't want to give the gun grabbers more reason to ban guns
Like I said in TRT I've always wanted to swan dive into a wood chipper but I know I'd never have the balls
That said none of this is going to happen for at least a year, I'm moving out of the place I'm at now in a couple weeks and I'm almost positive my mental state will improve dramatically once I'm living alone
2018-09-27 at 12:30 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Inert gas asphyxiation.
Home made Guillotine.
Apparatus with multiple pneumatic 3" nail guns mounted on some sort of headrest.
2018-09-27 at 12:44 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. Jack rear tire up.
2. Remove wheel.
3. Place head squarely under rim.
4. Release jack lever.
Note: Legs will splay out dramatically for several seconds and then settle to ground ever so slowly, like a gentle snowfall on Christmas.
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2018-09-27 at 2:18 AM UTC
Sevn
Yung Blood
[confab my linked clunch]
Fentanyl.... fun and done
2018-09-27 at 2:03 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Drink so much water non-stop that you drown yourself.
2018-09-27 at 2:10 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Whatever I'd choose, I'm sure it'd fail but then by chance if/when life would get better I'd get a really aggressive and terminal type of cancer. Such is teeheehee's luck. Sigh.
2018-09-27 at 2:30 PM UTC
I'd jump in front of a truck on the highway.
2018-09-27 at 8:40 PM UTC
-With a shotgun
-Exit bag using nitrogen
-overdose on fent/heroin/benzo or any combo of those
-Laying my head on a railroad track when a fast train is coming
-carbon monoxide asphixiafion with grilling charcoal
2018-09-27 at 9:32 PM UTC
playingindirt
Tuskegee Airman
[nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
*uck no!
I've already seen hell. lived it. lolz I may see it again but it won't be of my own doing.
2018-09-27 at 9:37 PM UTC
Heroin and meth sound good, but I'd need to have someone run a line for me, cos I couldn't possibly inject myself.