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why won't god let me be happy ?

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    whenever i have a period of prolonged drunkeness, that is to say being drunk every night from drinking whiskeys for a week or two,

    i'd start to develope this burning sensation on my lips, as if they have been swabbed with hot chilli peppers. i assume this an early indicator of liver injury or damaged because it eventually go away if i stopped drinking for a few weeks to a few months,

    only to return if i again engaged in a period of prolonged drunkeness.

    why won't god just let me be and be merry ?

    why ?
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    God doesn't 'let' or 'do' anything because the creator has already breathed life into the universe

    You are looking for answers to the wrong questions.
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I think, many a time, people "themselves," don't allow happiness to come/be upon them, and then they will blame God for their misery.
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    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I think, many a time, people "themselves," don't allow happiness to come/be upon them, and then they will blame God for their misery.

    no, i already have happiness right here in these bottles, its just that i couldnt enjoy it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't enjoy alcohol at all. I get this sensation of my spine twisting. Strong back pain when drunk. Probably something with my kidneys.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Smoke weed for a little while instead.

    Originally posted by RisiR † I can't enjoy alcohol at all. I get this sensation of my spine twisting. Strong back pain when drunk. Probably something with my kidneys.

    How pathetic. Weak faggot kidneys.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pretty sure it is an evoluationary mutation that keeps me from poisoning myself to death.

    I'm better than you in every way.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Pretty sure it is an evoluationary mutation that keeps me from poisoning myself to death.

    I'm better than you in every way.

    You're a drug addict who still lives at home and still believes in "free will" and "morality".
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    go jogging 👍🏻
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    GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by Obbe You're a drug addict who still lives at home and still believes in "free will" and "morality".

    *Driving the burn bus*

    SCREEEEEEECH!

    WHOA! DID WE JUST RUN SOMEONE OVER?
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I have my own apartment and of course I believe in free will and morality. I also kicked all drugs except the ones I'm prescribed. One month and four days "sober".
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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 go jogging 👍🏻


    ^ Look at me! Do I even look like I get all slap happy over jogging!
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    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    God isn't keeping you from being merry. have at it.
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    GiGA KROZ Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR † I have my own apartment and of course I believe in free will and morality. I also kicked all drugs except the ones I'm prescribed. One month and four days "sober".

    Is that why you've been such a pain in the ass lately?
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No.
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    You are happy, you're just delusional about that fact.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whenever i have a period of prolonged drunkeness, that is to say being drunk every night from drinking whiskeys for a week or two,

    i'd start to develope this burning sensation on my lips, as if they have been swabbed with hot chilli peppers. i assume this an early indicator of liver injury or damaged because it eventually go away if i stopped drinking for a few weeks to a few months,

    only to return if i again engaged in a period of prolonged drunkeness.

    why won't god just let me be and be merry ?

    why ?

    youre not sucking enough dick

    suck more dicks and that burning on your lips will go away

    promise
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    I get GERD/acid reflux/heartburn when I drink too much now.

    It's probably for the best.

    I dont know of any drugs that help much anymore.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I dont know of any drugs that help much anymore.

    Help with what?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You would be best to get Lanny's input. Lanny is the specialist on prolonged drunkeness.
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