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  1. #41
    Eh that can be fun sometimes.

    Also what’s it like to sleep with almost one thousand people?
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I don't know I'm sure there's a 'I was a rampant prostitute AMA' on reddit.
  3. #43
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Here you tell the lady which girl you'd like and pay upfront at the reception. Then she tells you which room that is and you go there. Everything looks like a Moulin Rouge musical. You knock at the door and the girl opens and greets you. She is very friendly and comforts you. Often in broken German. She asks you if you are experienced and what you'd like to do. You tell her and she undresses you. She gets you going and then it's on you who takes charge. There can be lots of affection and generally great sex if the chemistry is right.

    You can drink a glass of champagne with the girl and many of them like drugs, too. When you are done you usually tip the girl something extra. She is sweet and welcomes you to see her again. You leave with a smile on your face and feel great.
  4. #44
    Well shit. That sounds downright charming.

    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I don't know I'm sure there's a 'I was a rampant prostitute AMA' on reddit.

    Find it and let’s go harass them.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    6 years old I don't think they'll be much harassing to do but it might answer some of your questions.

    https://www.reddit.com/search?q=Former%20prostitute%20ama
  6. #46
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's literally the best time a man can imagine and many leave with an aching heart. Dominatrixes are fucking amazing, too. Theyare really expensive, though. Several hundred of Euros. Depending on what you want.
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ 6 years old I don't think they'll be much harassing to do but it might answer some of your questions.

    https://www.reddit.com/search?q=Former%20prostitute%20ama

    OH that's the link to a bunch of prostitute related AMAs, not a specific one.
  8. #48
    I think the first one will do. Thank you, Fargo.
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just realized when I say "there'll" out loud I guess I just say "they'll" even though that's wrong. I kinda throw a silent little r in there like "thery'll" but the r is baaarely audible.

    "I think they'll be drugs at the party, yes."

    Fuck
  10. #50
    I just said thery’ll out loud and it sounded like a very country version of Darryll.
  11. #51
    One paid and one unpaid. Both were great, wonderful people, and lots of fun.
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Here you tell the lady which girl you'd like and pay upfront at the reception. Then she tells you which room that is and you go there. Everything looks like a Moulin Rouge musical. You knock at the door and the girl opens and greets you. She is very friendly and comforts you. Often in broken German. She asks you if you are experienced and what you'd like to do. You tell her and she undresses you. She gets you going and then it's on you who takes charge. There can be lots of affection and generally great sex if the chemistry is right.

    You can drink a glass of champagne with the girl and many of them like drugs, too. When you are done you usually tip the girl something extra. She is sweet and welcomes you to see her again. You leave with a smile on your face and feel great.

    you forgot to mention the best part:

    she's already well lubed from the last dude that blew his load up in there.
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